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Worst blind date I've ever been on.
We're going to take Locust today. It's going to be fine.
UTB's resident bon-vivant Lauren Sorantino sat down with Carson Kahoe, the Director of Without a Net, for the third episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
Yeah, uh, it's a tent.
UTB Reporter Lauren Sorantino sat down with Julia Bell from Bloomers for yet another episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
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Calling the incident both “regrettable” and “a bad look for Chris,” representatives from Penn’s Phi Epsilon Epsilon fraternity confirmed Friday that Chris Hancock, a senior brother, had, in fact, given a pledge a sock.
During his visit to campus, Tucker O'Connell stole a mango Naked juice from Gourmet Grocer. Before his first big swig, the juice was slapped out of his hand, pouring mango juice down the 38th Street bridge.
I’ll say it. My parents pay my rent, and I see no indication that they will stop any time soon. They’re relieving a large financial burden on me, which allows me to fund my extremely expensive Ketamine habit.
Citing that certain students regularly experience “feelings of glee” and derive a “hopeful bliss” from their day-to-day lives, a groundbreaking study from the University of Pennsylvania psychology department has determined that some students are quite happy.