The Boston Tea Party Was Soooo Fucked Up... Can I Come In Now Zetes?
Ok, I’ll be honest. I really couldn’t care less about the Boston Tea Party and I don’t think anyone smarter than a bag of rocks does either. However, I will also admit that I will hop on any chance to get into a Zetes party like a rat charges for a stale Cheeto on the 37th street trolley. Does that make me a bandwagon? A fanatic for international life and good fashion? A Zetes groupie?? I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK!