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In its efforts to bolster its standup and comedy sections, Netflix has announced a partnership last Friday with Penn's all-male comedy group Mask and Wig. Before the COVID pandemic, Mask and Wig hosted its shows in its Quince Street clubhouse. This partnership with the mega streaming service will allow the comedy group to reach an even broader audience on an even more prestigious format.
"Guys," Stephanie Gomez (W '21) texted her group of friends after the first week of spring break, "we have so much time on our hands now – let's make a startup." The group threw around ideas until, finally, Ivy Tutors was born.
You have to take eight classes this coming fall semester. You have to. You partied too much. You thought that dropping a class in the middle of a party, because you didn't want to study for the midterm, was funny. You thought that it was a party trick. It became your party trick. Now you have to take eight credits in a semester, and, frankly, you are too dumb to handle that. But maybe if the classes are easy you can pull straight B's. It's worth a shot!
Dual-university art history major Selin Goktas (C '22) has found her classes at Penn to be "taxing and a total waste of time." However, she raves about the all-consuming rigor of virtual Ivy League-esque Brightchester's distinguished degree courses.
You have a date night this Thursday, and, as always, you are totally freaking out about who to bring! No worries — UTB has you covered with this list of four handsome date ideas that you will totally ignore when you decide to DFMO your gay friend instead.
This just in, British-born Charles Baker (W '21) said, when posed with the choice between Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump, that he would "pick Trump every time," citing Sanders' outrageous socialist claims.
"Michael? Michael? What's the portfolio looking like?"
Listing: white Adore Me corset; size small.
The human body is amazing. It can do so much. It's no wonder humans have continued to survive all this time without medicine or doctors or having to leave their house when they have a p-set due in a couple of hours.
Slop! I crave slop.
This year, Penn saw a well-rounded, diverse regular admissions pool that hailed from all over the globe. However, the admissions committee agreed that the real stand out of this pool was my little sister, Main Line resident and an all-around pretty good student Elizabeth Joseph.
What about the geese?
Dealing with animal infestations has never been one of Penn's top priorities; however, the skunk infestation at the Bio Pond is simply getting out of hand.
A Message to the Penn Community
So, here's the deal. I didn't get any pictures from the 2019 Witches and Wizards Festival. I was having so much fun I totally forgot to take any with my girls (too much butterbeer, if you know what I mean).
Apparently, in the eyes of a Boomer, a legal substance isn't allowed to be in his club. I've never had this problem at Voyeur, so this must be a straight-Boomer venue thing. Talk about little-to-no cross-cultural understanding...
Under the Button is taking a stance! Penn, we implore you, go to the polls!
After an anonymous Facebook tip about the contents of the Bloomers Comedy show, Under the Button made a trip out to Iron Gate Theater to see exactly what it was all about and if Bloomers was anything like its cross-dressing counterpart The Mask and Wig Club. Sure enough, the show was full of women touting cropped wigs and oversized blazers, because that is what frat boys wear.
New members – meet at the Tampons at 8:00 this Saturday.
While, in many ways, apps streamline today's dating culture, they are not without their obstacles. A big problem dating app developers have had to work on is the match-to-meeting ratio. People tend to get a decent amount of matches, but then way fewer messages, and then an even lower number of dates.