&pizza Has a New Box Design, and I’ll Admit it: I’m Excited
(09/05/19 2:25am)
New year new me, am I right everyone? Just look at the local trend setters at &pizza, who decided to take their box game to a whole new level.
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New year new me, am I right everyone? Just look at the local trend setters at &pizza, who decided to take their box game to a whole new level.
So much for Phineas and Ferb’s endless summer vacation, because Punxsutawney Jared says there’s only six weeks of summer left. This is all due to the fact that he recently saw his shadow after finally looking up from the stack of files placed on his desk at 5:53 PM on Friday.
Harry Lilts (Nursing, Class of 2020) thought he was all set for the summer. A great internship, a fancy apartment in his home city, and only two roommates for the whole summer. He could tell things were off to a great start right from their first dinner together. Fellow housemate Walter Lilts (Wharton, Class of 1986) even made his famous Mac and cheese recipe.
Hey boss, so sorry to bother you.
Hey class! Congratulations on making it to the end of the year. I’m so proud of each and every one of you. I figured because we’ve covered practically nothing all semester, there’s no need to start now. Today is more of a celebration day, so I brought donuts for all of you now that you’re officially finished with my class.
Summer Sublet: Literally the whole Quad
Ok hear me out. It can’t possibly be my fault I fell asleep during your class. The air was warm, the chairs were comfortable, and the room was literally pitch black.
In an attempt to branch out and engage new members, Soundworks Tap Factory has been experimenting with new activities. Past efforts have included tight rope walking, fly fishing, and most recently, hide and seek.
What’s up my dudes! Really, thank you for taking this class. I had no idea so many of you were as interested in the Evolution of Matchbox Car Paint Color as I am!
Aw man! Chris Solomons (C '20) was all ready for a killer Fling weekend until, according to him, the weather had other plans. UTB caught up with Solomons as he reclined in a bean bag chair, a bowl of Chocolatey Chip Teddy Grahams in hand.
Plans to have class on College Green for PSCI 131’s Thursday recitation were halted when students discovered a traitor in their midst.
Let’s look at the facts. Penn currently has prospective students on campus who are not normally here. Penn now also has flowers on Locust that were not there before. Coincidence? I think not!
Inspired by their colleagues in New York, Philadelphia lawmakers have begun to take steps that would make it more difficult for Penn students to purchase one-weekend-use Fling tanks.
And we have a winner! That’s right, no one should’ve doubted that mechanical engineer Felix Hader (E '20) knew how to pick a good bracket.
Oh wow, so Miguel is gonna be playing at Fling. That’s awesome...right? Is it good or not good? Yeah, yeah, I totally think it’s good too.
Hey champ, how’re you doing? I know, I know, tough day. Well, I guess a tough almost two years. No don’t be upset, it’s all going to be ok. It was a hard game, but you left it all out on the field. It stinks, but sometimes things just don’t work out the way you’d like them to.
Oh, rats! When Johnny Macavity (C ’19) ran out the door for the big Econ exam this morning, he accidentally left both his lucky pen and everything he knew about the subject sitting on his kitchen counter.
Ah, Locust Walk. The highway of University City. Traffic can be a nightmare, but luckily, you’re from the city that never sleeps. Here are some tips for making it to DRL in a breeze while never letting anyone near you forget your heritage.
Just like AirPennNet, the University’s administration also often has trouble connecting with the student body. As the last fax machine was recently moved to a farm upstate, members of the administration are looking toward new ways to communicate important messages to the public. The decision was made to go with images that can be altered and adjusted and accompanied by informative text, which many members have just learned are referred to as “memes.”
How nice! Since many students often don’t have time to work out at the gym and stay healthy, some fraternities have taken it upon themselves to improve the fitness culture around campus.