Sick: This Wharton Freshman Just Nailed that Personality Quiz
Read it and weep, suckers.
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Read it and weep, suckers.
I lay on Barceloneta Beach on a cloudless day, the sun shining on my face and a gentle wind blowing across the Spanish (or perhaps Catalonian) sand. As the waves came in, I found myself drifting from Barcelona to Philadelphia, thinking of my friends back home. I had already made my way through my first bottle of wine and was reaching for my second bottle when I was hit with a profound sense of FOMO like none I had ever experienced. My mind flooded with confusion and despair like an existential thirteenth floor of Rodin.
Guess he'll have to fall back on consulting.
Welcome to your senior year.
When I came to Europe, I was craving to experience all that the continent has to offer: easy travel, rich culture, weird ketchup, IKEA, and the true staple of European life, the Cafè.
President Gutmann is putting Penn first.
This takes workplace red tape to a new level.
No one man should have all that power.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Penn is a great institution but pales in comparison to corn.
When it comes to the Odyssey Online, anyone can write for them and no one can't.
Wharton students are truly innovative in the workplace.
Talk about a failure.
We chronicled the journey of a man and his backpack full of chili. Is it a protein-filled, on-the-go lunch for the busy Penn student? Or is it just a messy inconvenience? You decide.
Oh SPEC,
Memes are the opiate of the masses.
Some videos are so bizarre that they seem fake, but this one appears to be very real. Seven years ago, Amy Gutmann contributed to the most incredible avant-garde video op-ed of our time. The director of this masterpiece also directed several music videos, including one in which Arnold Schwartzenegger tries to murder Guns N' Roses.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
It's not from the benevolence of the meme-maker that we expect our Expanding Brains.
Dear Bloomers,