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(04/18/24 1:00pm)
An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania. To make you more comfortable in this space, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We are Maya Kreger and Carey Salvin, both self-declared role models and the least self-indulgent people you’ll ever meet. In the end, we’re just two girls hoping to spread goodwill with our life-changing and fully ideated ideas. We are here to answer your questions, no matter how outlandish or simplistic they might be. You're welcome!
(03/14/24 1:00pm)
In the past week, the University of Pennsylvania has imposed a series of restrictions and penalties on social gatherings and events organized by on- and off-campus social organizations, as mandated by the Office for Fraternity and Sorority Life (OFSL). OFSL and the University’s administration introduced these sanctions following the implementation of the University-wide Action Plan to combat Patty’s darties.
(02/11/24 1:52am)
Ah, the joys of youthful enchantment! Upon the ide of February, my beloved and I shall once again meet. Hear ye, hear ye may the ever changing tides join today in the vast wilderness of Claudia Cohen Hall.
(02/06/24 6:04pm)
Did you know the 6-year undergraduate graduation rate is 102%?
(02/03/24 8:47pm)
Penn's interim president, J. Larry Jameson, has unveiled a strategy to secure his continued stay in office: a promise to bring back the McDonald's on Walnut Street.
(01/31/24 2:00pm)
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(01/23/24 10:50pm)
Oh, hey there! How are you today? Good? That’s great. Me too. So fantastic, I am. Nothing wrong today.
(10/02/23 5:26pm)
DET. KREUGER: Tell me what happened. You’ve gotta.
(09/26/23 6:40pm)
It’s just the type of thing that gives me pause. I thought they were supposed to encourage us, inspire us, and embolden us. But like… that wasn’t the case.
(09/14/23 2:35pm)
Let me set the scene.
(09/11/23 2:45pm)
Folks, it’s that time of year again. Jobs, abroad, employment, studies, careers, travels, etc. all require a letter of recommendation! And if you are like me and need a little inspiration, here are some ideas:
(09/06/23 6:41pm)
Sent on Behalf of Liz Magill and Beth A. Winkelstein, Interim Provost
(09/05/23 4:37pm)
Oh no! Are you injured? Experiencing intestinal discomfort? Alcohol Poisoning? One too many slices from Allegro’s?
(04/18/23 10:13pm)
My friends say I am a “straight chiller," but this was perhaps the biggest test of my lifetime. I know the truth. It might be a hard pill to swallow...but I’m willing to. I know their motives. I know it all.
(04/17/23 7:08pm)
An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania. To make you more comfortable in this space, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We are Maya Kreger and Carey Salvin, both self-declared role models and the least self-indulgent people you’ll ever meet. In the end, we’re just two girls hoping to spread goodwill with our life-changing and fully ideated ideas. We are here to answer your questions, no matter how outlandish or simplistic they might be. You're welcome! If you have any issues that require our assistance, fret not and submit your questions here.
(04/11/23 7:47pm)
Ugh. Just UGH!
(02/09/23 7:53pm)
An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania. To make you more comfortable in this space, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We are Maya Kreger and Carey Salvin, both self-declared role models and the least self-indulgent people you’ll ever meet. In the end, we’re just two girls hoping to spread goodwill with our life-changing and fully ideated ideas. We are here to answer your questions, no matter how outlandish or simplistic they might be. You're welcome!
(02/09/23 7:54pm)
You’ve seen ‘em. You’ve heard ‘em. You’ve ogled at ‘em. You’ve stared at ‘em. You’ve dreamt of ‘em. You’ve wanted to be ‘em.
(02/14/23 4:41am)
You might have heard of them, and you might be hearing about them for the first time! Their voices move mountains, part seas, and change the course of history.
(02/05/23 10:21pm)
So you rushed… and it didn’t pan out exactly how you dreamed. You might have imagined you’d be leaving January with the perfect new family.