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Why It's Dangerous To Study In Huntsman

(05/09/14 3:59pm)

Way before when you decided to be a Consumer Psych minor because you could, like, totally put Wharton on your resume, you had never set foot in Huntsman. Now there's one more reason to stay far, far away: JMHH staff will take your stuff if you leave it unattended in the study lounge. Watch out! We'd love to say we'll go back to VP, but a tipster tells us that Mark's Café is shut down due to a cockroach infestation. Stay tuned for details.



(04/23/14 5:14pm)

Happy Bday, Metro! -- In celebration of Metro Bakery's 10th anniversary at its Walnut location, we get sweet deals all week. Tomorrow: A whopping fiddy cents off coffee. Friday: 50 cents off espresso/chai/Starbucks-y drinks. Saturday: $5 gift certificates to every 10th customer. Sunday: FREE coffee! Joe my God!



(04/08/14 1:57pm)

Free Cone Day -- Start camping outside Ben & Jerry's for your FREE scoop of ice cream today starting at 12pm. It ain't froyo, but it sure is free! PS. Is the line too long? Walk to alternate location @ 30th St. Station.



(04/02/14 12:51pm)

Lying In Bed? -- So are we! Before you wake up for your 10:30am, remember to VOTE for today's Best of Penn. Today's Flash Poll is all about which restaurant reigns supreme when it comes to ordering in. Our personal favorite (while lying in bed): the pizza delivery guy.





(02/28/14 5:15pm)

It's That Time Of Year Again -- Penn In Touch now has all of the next semester's courses online which means it's time to craft that perfect four-day-weekend-with-no-class-before-1:30pm schedule. Let the procrastination begin!




Feb Club Week 2, A Review

(02/11/14 5:10pm)

This week’s line up of senior-only events (because Juniors have NO idea where Tap House is) features a tour-de-University City, where Sansom seems like an eternity away and seeing a Wig show is the closest we get to “exploring Philly.” Tap House Quizzo: Exclusivity factor: ?. You’ll need an ID and a tolerance for overpriced IPAs (check out those hops!). If you’re still not 21, enjoy the tonic on the rocks and seeing your graduating class’ horrifying competitive streak. Mask and Wig: Exclusivity factor: ?. Yes, technically this is seniors only, though anyone can buy tickets  with the promo code. Note to overambitious Freshmen considering showing up: Shouldn’t you be, like, pledging or something? Vagina Monologues: Exclusivity factor: ?. Because this event wasn’t blasted over every other listserv we’re on. And we prefer vagina dialogues, anyway. McFaddens Exclusivity factor: N/A. Where is this? The Class Board description entices with “free drinks, great food, music and deals.” Okay. Sounds like a bar. Oyster Brunch Exclusivity factor: 5/5. Because brunch tastes best after we’ve been waiting in line for forty-five minutes.



Feb Club Week 1, A Review

(02/01/14 6:03pm)

FEB CLUB IS HERE! For all you part-time, checked-out, unemployed, and hardly-sober seniors, this is your month. UTB's first in a series of four posts previews the February events, from walks of shame down memory lane to overpriced cultural events! Get excited: This Saturday night, it all begins... #1: Feb Club First Toast Did you know that the first First Toast originally happened in 700 BC? Yeah, we know, crazy. #tradition #2: Super Bowl Pregame at Blarney Come and remember why you never set foot in Blarney after freshman year. (Ed. note: Not satisfied with the Blarney spread of breakfast foods? Check out UTB’s Superbowl Eating Game tomorrow because, let’s face it, nachos over everything.) #3: Distrito Free drinks for the first 200 attendees. Drink with the 199 most overaggressive people in your grade. #4: Philly Orchestra Like every other downtown, conversation is not encouraged. Insta the trombonist and make pianist jokes while getting cultured. #5: Atlantic City Penn ‘14: The craziest thing to hit AC since Sandy. Time to waste the salary bonus that you won’t have time to spend next year. #6: 80’s Concert: The Legwarmers Wait. If you dress up, you get a free SEPTA token. Ivy league perks. Class Board REALLY loves us. #7: Animal House @ Crave + Rave Because, college.






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