Spring Has Sprung! Jack Broke out His Birkenstocks and Now We Get to See His Toes Everyday
(04/28/19 1:51pm)
Rejoice! Jubilate! Praise be! Hallelujah!
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Rejoice! Jubilate! Praise be! Hallelujah!
Earth Day, a holiday created to raise awareness for the environmentalist movement, is today. It draws attention to issues like climate change and animal extinction and has more than one billion participants annually who honor the holiday by fundraising, participating in service projects, and more.
Wharton sophomore Brandon Wong was seen running out of CVS last Tuesday with two bags of Vitafusion™ Adult GummiVites. As he strutted down Walnut back to his house, many observers reported seeing Wong repeatedly shaking the jar into his mouth and scarfing down about 15 vitamins in one terrifying chomp.
Omg, Aries szn! I love Aries szn, because I am an Aries, and I definitely get what that’s all about.
Anyone who’s anyone knows that the most important part of Spring Fling is the fit you sport from darty to darty throughout the weekend. Whether or not you remember wearing any of your outfits, it is imperative that you find the perfect, springy getups to black out in.
Pool Party, a $70 affair that happens every fling, is just around the corner. Whether you are among the many that couldn’t snatch a ticket or you came to the brave and shocking conclusion that $70 was simply too much to pay for a pool party without swimming, we have the solution for you.
Ah, student government election season: the time for assaulting trees with posters and making yourself appear in as many Facebook feeds as possible.
This past Monday, Urban Studies professor Margaret Landon walked into her 10:30 a.m. class, not expecting the curveball that was about to be thrown at her.
PHILADELPHIA – 4:21pm
Dear Person in the Stall Next to Me,
Mazel Tov, Brett!
Yesterday, Beto O’Rourke, former Texan Congressman and ex-Senatorial candidate, announced his 2020 Presidential bid.
Meet Drew Joseph (C ’20), the man who truly epitomizes gallantry and heroism.
It’s such a relief to finally know our tuition dollars are being put to good use.
Have you caught a glimpse of Julia Schwartz’s (E ’21) new do? Her pixie cut isn’t the identity crisis you think it is.
I am a woke queen. I am the anti-racist, anti-capitalist, pro-immigrant, pro-income equality, anti-xenophobia, feminist, universal healthcare advocating warrior badass that you’ve been searching for. I have a Karl Marx shrine by my bed that I pray to every night, and you bet your ass you will see me at every march that exists (just check my insta story highlights!)
College sophomore Samantha Cummings is in for a rude awakening. After numerous attempts to try and label herself as “that cool free-spirited chick that likes oat milk,” it is time she knows the truth.
Someone get this kid a seat in the UN.
A new report by Pew Research Center reveals that watching the Super Bowl not for the three hours of play but for the advertisements is classified as “unique behavior.”