New Jersey’s Revenge? Penn Freshman Haunted By Ghost of Discarded Princeton Hoodie
(08/05/19 3:55am)
Getting accepted into Penn was Curtis Lucero’s big break.
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Getting accepted into Penn was Curtis Lucero’s big break.
Once again, Stiteler Hall stands at the forefront of modern education.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a succulent &pizza. This summer, we saw college freshman Harry Perales put this fact to the test as he began his hike across the eastern seaboard in search of that decadent, somewhat-hipster-but-not-quite pizza pie.
Eat your heart out, Houdini! This summer, family and friends witnessed Mickey McMillian (C ‘21) transform from outgoing socialite to unkempt recluse in a couple days flat.
Students witnessed the conjuring of real-life eldritch abominations last Thursday as biochem sophomore Keith Derry created minions, the balding creatures from the 2010 comedy film, “Despicable Me.”
Welcome back, Rick!
Ah, summer: a happy time where students go home to their families, blissfully prance off to their internships, or study for unrelenting summer courses late into the night. At least, that’s what usually happens.
Haha! Brian has really got the class roaring this time.
The results are in!
Who’s that homely, sleep-deprived kid stumbling drunkenly out of the doors of DRL? Why, it’s none other than the calculus wizard himself, Brian Lombard (E ‘21)!
Dear Devoted Reader,
Ah, summer. A time to relax, catch up with family and friends, and simply let loose.
Breaking news! The "What If?" grades you put into Canvas will indeed remain superfluous flights of fancy.
Local hero alert! 42-year-old Keith Ingram loves riding his hog outside your dorm room as you’re trying to sleep — and he isn’t planning on stopping anytime soon.
Move over salmon khaki shorts and Vans — this crafty engineer has just found a new way to fabricate a personality.
Flawless victory! Last evening, Spotify took its fair share of Curtis Lucero’s (E ‘22) savings account, leaving the poor student emotionally and financially defeated.
No doubt, Monday’s midterm was definitely a doozy. So when class genius Rafael Lewis (E ‘22) made a snarky remark about how the exam went, his peers were understandably annoyed.
Hold your horses! Patsy Ennis (C ‘22) may be from Texas, but by the way she's formin' her words, she might as well be from Maine.
Sources say you reportedly had some trouble with the weekly problem set last night. Desperately seeking assistance, you turned to the class’s Piazza board and left what you thought would be a benign plea for help.
With over 32 sections of content to review and only one night to do it, Brent Brewer (C ‘22) knew it was time to get serious.