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(04/02/20 8:49pm)
For those who haven’t heard: there’s a virus going around, and it’s looking pretty bad. The Novel Coronavirus, or COVID-19, has infected hundreds of thousands of people, killing many. Since its discovery, scientists have been searching unsuccessfully for a cure.
(03/21/20 4:47am)
In times like these, when our lives change in dramatic ways and decisions have to be made on the fly, it’s easy for marginalized groups to be overlooked. And right now, at Penn, that group is many generations, high-income students.
(03/04/20 5:00am)
When followers of College junior Clara Stevens scrolled through Instagram Friday afternoon, they saw a post that was in no way out of the ordinary: a picture of Stevens and her sorority sisters smiling, surrounded by those weird streaky lights party photographers love to include.
(02/27/20 3:28am)
Earlier this week, the investigative reporting team at Under the Button unearthed a previously unconfirmed finding: Professor Warren Ewens was hired shortly after Penn's founding by Benjamin Franklin himself.
(02/16/20 4:05pm)
Penn’s Greek life-based culture may have finally crossed the line. An environmental organization refers to itself as an environmental fraternity and has named itself Epsilon Eta.
(02/29/20 5:02pm)
Under the Button would like to extend a warm congratulations to College freshman Griselda Lockwood, who, after submitting a stellar application and impressing interviewers at multiple rounds, has earned the role of performing free labor for the University of Pennsylvania.
(01/29/20 5:00am)
An old-ass dude in the Pottruck locker room is staying fully naked for way longer than anyone should reasonably have to.
(04/19/19 3:23pm)
I need to get come clean about something. I never wanted to talk about this, but my family, the Penn administration, and my shrimp addiction counselors all told me I need to share my story with the public. Also, my lawyer said writing this might be a good PR move in case Penn presses charges.
(04/18/19 3:06pm)
He accomplished the unthinkable: Tiger Woods won the prestigious Masters Tournament even after a series of injuries and scandals that had led many to believe his career was over.
(04/11/19 7:15am)
Okay, I know that the current plan is to renovate the Van Pelt basement not convert it to any type of eatery. However, I need to propose an idea that is probably not controversial at all: we need to replace Van Pelt with a 24-hour diner.
(04/07/19 2:10pm)
Come one, come all to the Writers House’s inaugural edible, sex-positive zine workshop! Join Antaveous Green-Smith (C ‘21) and Andrea Alisthophonos (C ‘19) to make delicious and sexy zines in the vein of Julia Child’s The Art of French Kissing.
(03/21/19 1:44pm)
They’ve done it again.
(02/28/19 4:22pm)
I’ve been hearing a lot lately about some sort of “hookup culture” at Penn, and I want to set the record straight once and for all: it is a myth. Because if there truly was a culture of hooking up, I would be absolutely drowning in poontang.
(02/21/19 4:28am)
There are many things to look forward to in a date night, like dressing up, dancing with your friends, and puking in an Uber. However, for some, date nights can be a significant source of stress.
(02/06/19 8:46am)
Well, I guess you could say this is a bit awkward.
(02/03/19 2:25pm)
Penn’s Beta Alpha Theta fraternity has been the hot topic among campus fraternities after 92% of their rushes accepted bids, up from 23% last year.
(01/24/19 3:40pm)
BOO! Scared you, didn't I? Now scram! And go like that post or I won't let you register for any courses for a very. long. time.
(01/25/19 2:55pm)
The following is an unedited transcript between junior Jake Roth and his friend and fraternity brother Jeremiah Porter.
(12/09/18 5:01pm)
Well, this is pretty lame.
(12/11/18 4:01pm)
Penn is adding yet another iconic public figure to its esteemed group of Presidential Professors of Practice.