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Help! I just came back from an awesome Spring Break trip in Barcelona with the boys and was shocked to find Wendell Pritchett lumbering through my living room with 3 rolls of duct tape and countless UPS boxes. He refused to tell me how he even entered my apartment and just told me that I need to "get the fuck out of here right now."
Wow, I never thought I'd see a crazy coincidence like this! It turns out that the guy sitting in the back of lecture, wearing Gucci loafers, a Hermes sweater, and a Balenciaga beanie, somehow has the same surname as this building! Crazy to think that Jameson Reginald Huntsman is sitting here right next to me, in Huntsman Hall!
Despite not having moved to Philadelphia yet to begin her tenure at The Wharton School of Finance and Commerce, newly-appointed Wharton Dean Erika James has already begun to face the vigorous competition of the country’s top business school. UTB inside sources report that James has already been rejected by six Wharton clubs.
Meet the Penn senior who combines aromatic spices with dried fruits!
So, need to explain your latest Greek-based debauchery to your parents? But you just realized your parents moved from another country and don't have the slightest clue what any of these Greek letters and houses mean? Look no further! Here at UTB, we've compiled a list of the best ways to explain your exploits to immigrant parents!
It’s been an eventful year for local archaeologists and chicken breast fanatic Rick Lee. After nearly four months of rigorous excavation, on-site digging, and other fancy archaeology stuff, Lee and his team of Penn archeologists found a single piece of chicken in my Honeygrow bowl.
A backyard once occupied by Philadelphia's lowest-income rabbits, mice, and birds have become virtually uninhabitable. With housing prices on the rise, local animal inhabitants being displaced and homelessness skyrocketing, the vicious cycle of gentrification continues. This time, it’s happening in Amy G’s very own backyard … literally.
It's been a sad day for everyone's favorite secret agent platypus. Reports indicate that Perry the Platypus (also commonly referred to as Agent P), has been evicted from the World House that bears his name.
A Message From President Gutmann
Hey there! My name is Kasra. I don't believe we've met. Oh, we have? Haha, well great to get reacquainted!
Arthur Rogers isn't your typical Penn grad-turned management consultant. Unlike the greedy, capitalist, corporate shills commonly referred to as his "classmates," Rogers possesses a relatively contrarian view towards free markets.
The Democratic Primary just got even crazier.
Ok, hear me out. I know it's a long-shot, but there's still a chance, I promise. Honestly, I'd even argue that she's the front-runner at this point. Only real political science gurus like myself can see behind CNN's veil of ignorance and understand that the real Democratic candidate in 2020 will be none other than Kamala Harris. Here's why:
Recruiting is rarely kind to anyone. Many students find themselves demoralized and often physically exhausted from the brutal process of on-campus interviews. For Kristen Smith (C '19) however, the situation is more dire than ever.
1. Where in New Jersey are you from?
Wow! Talk about a superstar athlete.
"I hate DRL so much more than Huntsman," noted Ivan Vishnevsky at 8:15 a.m., groggily overcoming a hangover to arrive at the Math 114 recitation he has to reluctantly teach. "Sometimes I actually arrive on time. Other times, I wake up at like 11 a.m. and completely miss the recitation. Shit happens; I don't know what to tell you guys."
Wow! This music connoisseur seems to really know his stuff!
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Hi! I'm a member of Penn Dems.