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At the beginning of time circa 2012 A.D., Penn’s chapter of Alpha Epsilon Pi got caught up in a bit of a hazing scandal. In lieu of accepting the sanctions OFSA had in store, the then brothers voted to take their brotherhood off-campus as APES, joining the likes of THEOS and OZ.
No Snow Day Today – It's official, the University is open today. Aka the University is the only institution in the tri-state area that is open today. Ugh, Penn, this is so not ideal.
Welcome to the new and improved What’s HapPENNing! Five can’t-miss events every week, plus a Philly Pick of the Week.
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Once again we're reminded that we have some REAL tricksters at this school, and admittedly, talented ones. They wanted to pull a finals prank. They wanted to cause uproar and confusion. So they did what us other students would only DREAM of doing/wish we had thought of first.
Every Prof down at UPenn liked finals a lot…
[Disclaimer: This post was part of our annual Joke Day series. As if we would ever use this font seriously.]
At one point or another we’ve all sat in that 60-person lecture without a paddle, trying to untie the knot in our stomachs while exams are passed out. We look deep into our TA's eyes and pray for a miracle, or maybe an answer key.
Here we are Quakers, full circle. After this hot-again-cold-again weather, UCity must’ve realized that the LEAST it could do is make us a sandwich or seven. And thus, Jake’s Sandwich Board was born (read: that sandwich place next to the new Dunkin’), and is set to open tomorrow at 11 a.m.!
Happy Birthday Amy G! Or should we say the Real A-Gut? Instead of wasting time waiting for people to wish her a happy birthday, our fine President proved once again that she is a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man to complete her by doing so herself. Classic Harvard!
New Dunkin on 40th and Samson will be 24/7 – Talk about necessary. As temperatures reach “I should’ve considered UCLA” status, hot coffee and doughnuts sound titillating at minimum. Rough mornings, all-nighters, break-ups, whatever your troubles, Dunkin will be there, frosted fried dough in hand, all day and all night.
Congratulations to the newest inductees to Penn's senior societies! To the fallen taps, you did your best, and there's always next spring! Until then, here is a complete list of Penn's superstars:
Welcome back to What's HapPENNing, where we aggregate the week's events into one post and give you a sense of what's to come. From philanthropic drinking to the modestly named Wharton's Got Talent show, there's bound to be something you're interested in this week. Or maybe you just like roving through the Internet, and we're fine with that too. UTB lets you be you.
There’s a lot of hullabaloo at Penn this weekend with families and what not gallivanting around. But there will surely be gaps in your pre-planned itinerary where you just don’t know where to take your parent, and we want to help.
If you got too caught up in shopping with Usher, you might not have heard that Philly was graced with the incredible Malala Yousafzai at Forbes Under 30 Summit earlier this week! And guess who introduced her...? Who else but our flawless president, Amy Gutmann! We can only imagine how picturesque the moment was (read: we haven't laid eyes on any photos of the pair, ugh).
If you got too caught up in shopping with Usher, you might not have heard that Philly was graced with the incredible Malala Yousafzai at Forbes Under 30 Summit earlier this week! And guess who introduced her...? Who else but our flawless president, Amy Gutmann! We can only imagine how picturesque the moment was (read: we haven't laid eyes on any photos of the pair, ugh).
If you got too caught up in shopping with Usher, you might not have heard that Philly was graced with the incredible Malala Yousafzai at Forbes Under 30 Summit earlier this week! And guess who introduced her...? Who else but our flawless president, Amy Gutmann! We can only imagine how picturesque the moment was (read: we haven't laid eyes on any photos of the pair, ugh).
Have you always dreamed of a life closer to Nara? Roommates a little too active for your taste? Well pack your bags, because you’re moving to 40th and Pine.
Welcome back ladies and gents, to the only school that doesn't recognize Columbus Day! Aren't you glad you went Ivy? Anyway, we could claim to not know what you did this Fall Break, but we're pretty sure we have you figured out. But hey, don't take our word for it: Complete our quiz and find out for yourself!