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Either all of our books went up in flames or BorrowDirect thinks it's Joke Day. This inter-library project has just made Johns Hopkins University a member, which has us like…
Either all of our books went up in flames or BorrowDirect thinks it's Joke Day. This inter-library project has just made Johns Hopkins University a member, which has us like…
Either all of our books went up in flames or BorrowDirect thinks it's Joke Day. This inter-library project has just made Johns Hopkins University a member, which has us like…
Last year we said goodbye to one of Penn's most under-appreciated gems, Artisserie Chocolate Café (aka the café next to that weird eyewear store that uses Barbie doll bodies in their window displays ). Hmm...
Last year we said goodbye to one of Penn's most under-appreciated gems, Artisserie Chocolate Café (aka the café next to that weird eyewear store that uses Barbie doll bodies in their window displays). Hmm...
Congratulations, you managed to sleep with someone under the button without getting caught on tape (yes, there are cameras, buhbye grandkids’ legacy). Or maybe you didn’t succeed. Maybe the PennPo cramped your style, or maybe you just couldn’t get it up.
Congratulations, you managed to sleep with someone under the button without getting caught on tape (yes, there are cameras, buhbye grandkids’ legacy). Or maybe you didn’t succeed. Maybe the PennPo cramped your style, or maybe you just couldn’t get it up.
Once again the freshmen teach us that just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Voting closes at 5 p.m. today, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll give this a read before sealing your class’s fate.
Once again the freshmen teach us that just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Voting closes at 5 p.m. today, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll give this a read before sealing your class’s fate.
Add Period Ends Today - T minus 5.5 hours until Add Period ends! Word to the brave: Drop Period doesn't end until October 3, so why not try to hang with the big kids in Quantum Physics or completely disregard your major in MLYM428 for a few weeks? Maybe you'll find your calling. (Ed note: yes, Penn offers Malayalam, who knew!)
Happy Monday Quakers! Here’s your weekly dose of Penn and Philly events. This week is teeming with events – enough to warrant skipping class/mixers/naps/GBMs of all origin and nature/everything else. Allow us to break it down for you.
"Welcome to the high life,” Mayor Nutter said, flashing a smile and adding a wink.
Penn has a slew of prestigious accolades—#7 best school in the nation, high rankings for Wharton, our President is a known model, and we’ve received much love from Wawa, GrubHub, and nowadays, Hollywood. And we take pride in these feats because, haters be damned, we really do work hard.
Welcome To The Year Of Health -- The first of many Penn emails came in today (check Spam), this one announcing that this academic year's theme is the Year of Health. Will we get another SweetGreen? Mandatory yoga? Stay tuned.
Wake up Quakers, it's July! Your summer is halfway over--can you believe it? No? Just check that Google Calendar that you haven't opened since your last final. Go ahead, let yourself gasp in denial, shock, and utter horror.
Don't want to study for finals? Tell us something we don't know. Luckily, we've made the ultimate guide to procrastinate any and all work you have. Follow along as we offer you twenty real, fake, and half-assed things to do instead of studying.
Many stood green-eyed and jaw-dropped as this girl became THAT girl. You know, the one who everyone wanted to be yesterday as Madame President took the first bite out of her sacred Hey Day hat (and a colossal bite at that). While we're certainly jealous, this photo sequence is admittedly one for the books (read: the Penn admissions website/pamphlet/everything). 100 points for you, gal, dreams really do come true.
Blinded by the glitz and glamour that is Amy Gutmann, we sometimes forget those who came before her. That's right, our favorite blonde bombshell didn't always reign over Penn. A number of presidents and provosts have kept this school alive since 1740, and it's about time we recognize them, and relate them to you.
For those of you too drunk to remember, there were a plethora of Fling tanks this year, as always. Some were actually amusing. Some were unpleasantly boring. Some were desperately unclever. We get it, you wanted to stand out, and for better or worse, we noticed you. So accept our awards and comments with honor and pride, or remorse and defeat, we don't know your life. Firstly... UTB and 34th Street present: The Best Tanks You Will Ever Wear The Easiest Tank CustomInk Ever Made Best Use-Of-A-Word-That-Rhymes-With-Fling Alternatively, this could have been "ASS" The Borderline Creepy One "Finally We Can All Be Honest With Each Other" "We want our tank to be unique...let's reference BEYONCE!" said every group on Penn's campus. The Shirt We Bought From Forever 21 -1000 because that’s not even the right outfit from the video ugh Biggest Font Award! Most Unique Pun and Best Biceps "Arrest Me So This Shirt Makes Sense" Bravest Group Award Noted and appreciated that these folks were willing to wear a cartoon bubbe on their shirt for the sake of a fling tank Sexiest Malpractice Lowest Tolerance (Dual Meaning)
In case you were wondering who the crème de la crème of Wharton and Nursing are, behold the Lantern and Nightingales societies.