Below are your search results. You can also try a Basic Search.
When the clock strikes midnight tonight, it'll be 4/20. That's right, folks. Like most dates, it only happens once a year. For 24 hours, students across campus will abandon their drug of choice to unite in the original drug — friendship (pronounced "weed").
The trees are greening, people are planning outfits for fling and you haven't breathed for days because of allergies. This can only mean one thing: It's Slackline Season, Baby!
Another day, another achievement for entrepreneurship and innovation on Penn’s campus.
In an inspiring demonstration of what it means to be extra, College freshman Roshan Rulio has launched an ambitious effort to remove Benjamin Franklin from campus. The charge? Rulio alleges that Franklin created the "horrific", "misguided", and "frankly illogical" idea of Daylight Saving Time.
Lent is here! While some students on campus have scrounged for ways to beat God at his own game, Wharton Freshman Adam “Influencer” Smith has taken the task of personal sacrifice very seriously.
Ever since Penn declared a 3.9 percent tuition increase, Quakers have been complaining about the University and how it treats its students: phrases like “stingy,” “not worth the money,” "too stressful," and “not Harvard” have all been overheard. Amy Gutmann addressed these concerns this week, announcing that Penn is undertaking a new initiative to recognize Penn alums and show the student body that, no matter what you do at Penn, the school cares about you and is thankful for you.
A “Wall of Rejection” is being set up in Houston Hall today. The event page declares that “the wall is a positive reminder that rejection happens to everyone.” This is true, even Joe Biden gets rejected! As far as walls go, this is a pretty dope one (second maybe to the one in China, which we hear it is pretty Great).
It is flu season. Maybe you caught one during rush or maybe you’re having an allergic reaction to what's going on right now. Regardless, you need a cure. We present: UTB MD.
Dear @heywhatisdown,
Ever since Broadway singer Jennifer Holliday pulled out of Trump’s inauguration, people have wondered who would be taking over to headline the concert. Some thought that this was the moment where the President-Elect would finally face humiliation. Wrong!
Your roommate may suck, but are you any better?
Did your jeans pop open when you sneezed this morning? We guessed as much. It’s the Monday after Thanksgiving, and we bet that you, like all our UTB staffers, completely overdid it.
Many of us have spent last month wondering why our college houses don’t seem to want to house us. Over Halloween, when all you sexy gourds were out trick-or-treating, UTB decided to do a little sleuthing.
Halloweekend is here! As you all sip on your mimosas and discuss which sexy vegetable to go as tonight, UTB would like to give the gentle reminder that come midnight on Monday, we are all going to fucking die.
As of late, it seems that a day at Penn doesn’t go by without a fire alarm being set off. This afternoon, just two days after residents of Rodin were evacuated in the middle of the night for a “steam”-y emergency, a fire alarm went off in Pottruck, sending hoards of swole Quakers out into the cold.
To follow up on our bathroom coverage, two UTB staffers are here to discuss urinals.
Another day, another victory for justice. About two weeks ago, in our inaugural mono week, UTB wrote an impassioned appeal to save the biopond turtles. Through our hashtag #StandWithMonoTurtles, we galvanized this community and advocated for the right thing.
We know many of you organize your social calendar based exclusively on what UTB posts, which is why we're back with your favorite Monday feature: What's HaPENNing?
For four days now, many on this campus have been searching their souls for the answer to what is clearly emerging as the moral dilemma of our time: do we or do we not euthanize the bio pond turtles?
This afternoon, two men arrived outside the Ben Franklin statue (and our lovely button!) and started preaching women on their "behavior," releasing a slew of bigoted views. Later on, one "preacher" remained as he needed to explain the rules on spotting a lesbian (i.e. if she wears pants/has short wear); called women whores and said that women don't have brains.