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(09/04/17 3:22pm)
Furda was seen slouching on a bench on Locust Walk on Sunday afternoon, blowing big clouds and offering quick, aloof nods to anyone passing by. Sources say he's "still learning" how to blow O's.
(02/14/17 5:23pm)
Happy Valentine's Day, Penn. Whether you're looking to seal the deal for a V-Day hookup or spice up your long-term relationship, these cards will (maybe) do the job. Enjoy Part I and Part II while you're at it!
(12/13/16 11:30pm)
President-Elect, Time's Person of the Year Award, Wharton alum, and... small hat wearer? In these previously-unreleased pictures, we see a new facet of controversial figure Donald Trump. Trump (W ’68) was dressed to the nines at the Wharton Club's 44th Annual Wharton Award Dinner back in 2014, where he received the Joseph Wharton Award. But what struck us was Trump's unique, likely divisive choice of accessory. Some may love this fashion choice, while others may hate it. Now that he's won the election, perhaps we will see these tiny fedoras (to compliment his tiny hands) make a comeback in the White House in 2017.
(12/01/16 8:26pm)
Everyone on campus knows, or knows about, the Jones triplets. Aside from being identical triplets, which already sets them apart on campus, they're also all incredibly handsome, fit, friendly, and good at dancing. They were on Family Feud, where they dabbed on Steve Harvey with their lovely parents. They were featured on BET as "People You Should Know." Together, the triplets run 3hree Triplets Fitness, a fitness organization which hosts bootcamp workouts on campus so you can look at them and feel bad about how many crunches you can do (two and a half).
(11/08/16 11:01pm)
Distract yourself from the insanity of today’s election with this bingo card. Save a copy, print it out, share with friends, and see if you can get bingo before the next leader of the free world is announced!
(02/14/16 5:36pm)
Happy Valentine’s Day! If you ran out of time to head to CVS
or you’re afraid to go outside, UTB has got you covered with a second round of
sophisticated, authentic, and beautiful V-day cards below. As the polar vortex
unleashes its fury upon us (probs because it’s single), remember to show your
appreciation for those you love- significant others, favorite meals, a pillow
that you sometimes pretend is your boyfriend. Anything, really!
(01/29/16 8:29pm)
Feast your eyes on this masterpiece. They're accepting reservations until 8 p.m. tonight, though you'll likely be kicked out starting around 7:45. Cost is 7 meal swipes (roughly $105) and at least one shred of dignity.
(11/27/15 10:30pm)
Happy post-Thanksgiving Penn folk! We hope you've given all of the thanks and that you aren't drowning in the work you were inevitably assigned. But let's not think about that just yet. Instead, go frolic in your freedom. Time flies when you're not at Penn.
(11/27/15 8:35pm)
Happy post-Thanksgiving everyone! Here's a celebratory acrostic:
(11/11/15 3:26pm)
As Big Man On Campus approaches tonight, it can be hard to remember that size isn't everything. Since it's not always about who can win over the crowd with a semi-clothed dance routine at the Roxxy, but rather who can look the most adorable when shrunk to the size of a squirrel's playmate, we've worked some Disney magic on this year's BMOC contenders. Ladies and gents, here are your 2015 Small Man on Campus contestants!