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(11/18/11 10:12pm)
Perhaps you've seen this on your newsfeed recently— a "Masturbation Notice" from, oh, just about any college at this point. While most state schools are lazy and just Photoshop their logo in, it appears someone at Penn actually took the time to print out their own fake warning and post it for all to see. Don't be fooled; this apparently infallible meme has been around for ages.
(11/16/11 8:12pm)
Okay PennDems, we see you. We're trying to walk past your stupid— oh, hey, yeah, what's up, do we like cookies or brownies? Well okay, fine, we like brownies. But we'll take cookies too. Just give us—what? No, we don't have a Pennsylvania ID... or a passport, what, why do you want that? Hold up.
(11/11/11 3:53pm)
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(11/04/11 8:04pm)
Don't have time to sift through everything to find homecoming details because you're already drunk? Never fear, we've rounded everything up right here.
The official Homecoming website
Street's guide to Homecoming
The DP's history lesson
The sports stuff lowdown (don't forget, we're playing Princeton of all people)
Our homecoming hookup system
Registration for Class of 2015, 2014, 2013 and 2012 events
The Blarney Facebook event
Are we missing anything? If so, leave it in the comments. Happy homecoming!
(11/03/11 1:48pm)
We all know Homecoming is for one thing: getting with hot alumni. But sometimes indiscriminately macking on everything that moves can get boring, dramatic or even dangerous. That's why we've come up with the most efficient way to enhance your hookups: our very own point system!
(11/01/11 7:15pm)
Hoagie Handouts— Sick of the anxiety that comes with stealing hoagies from Wawa? Get your free sandwiches the good ol' fashioned, honest way; win them! Our friends at Uwishunu are running a contest that will hook you up with hoagies for a year. It's easier than making those cheesesteak field goals at the football game.
(10/31/11 12:29pm)
If you're on any listserv touched by PennDems, chances are you've heard about the Obama Student Summit, some kind of official kickoff to courting the the youth vote. Sounds pretty cool if you're into that kind of thing. But, even if you're not, those wily PennDems hope you might buy into a little mystery and intrigue; materials they've sent out say we can look forward to "'special guests' (wink wink)!"
(10/27/11 9:36pm)
Trying to map out a party agenda? Let us (and by us, we really mean Facebook) steer you in the right direction. Here's the best and worst of Halloween events (read: puns) sprinkled with enough cultural experiences to make us not feel like total degenerates.
(10/26/11 4:12pm)
At this point, we're not even surprised that the Ambassador from South Korea, Han Duk-soo, has decided to give a speech in College Hall 200 today at 2 p.m. Update: Oops! Little switch in the program— instead we got the Consulate General for Korea in NY, Young-Mon Kim. He used to be an Ambassador though, so still really cool. The rest of the post still applies.
(10/21/11 8:50pm)
People are chanting "Whose university? Our university!" but, um, how many protesters actually go here? Weird that people are now protesting university students; isn't it usually the other way around? Also, thanks Eric Cantor for ruining what we're sure was supposed to be a productive Friday afternoon for many people (especially those who had class in Huntsman!).
(10/21/11 7:38pm)
Not satisfied with Eric Cantor's rude rejection of our school, the Occupy Philly folks have taken a little vacation to our neck of the woods. They marched up Walnut Street and are now here to do... pretty much what they've been doing downtown all this time, which is still a little unclear. This picture was sent to us from inside Huntsman, which probably says a lot in and of itself. Quite a few more photos after the jump.
(10/21/11 5:26pm)
This weekend is a big one for Penn sports: we've got the Line tonight (complete with new "you don't have to stay the whole time to come" rules), then an epic Penn-Yale showdown across four separate games on Saturday and Sunday. Planning on heading to Franklin or Rhodes Field (the weather will be lovely, we suggest you do)? Don't be an uneducated fan! Here's some things you can reference to prove you know more about Yale than they do about Penn, and a few things you might even be able to taunt them for.
(10/19/11 9:33pm)
A stack of nametags was casually chilling in the middle of Houston Hall from yesterday's Biden event, including that of the big man himself. What at first glance seems like sloppy housekeeping could very well be something more; someone, maybe Biden himself, left an intriguing note inside the VP placard. The small piece of paper simply read, "We should depart."
(10/19/11 2:14pm)
Continuing this month's trend of awesome speakers coming with little fanfare, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor will be speaking in Huntsman on Friday at 4:30 p.m in room G06. It seems like the event is first-come first-served with serious security, so show up mad early if you're interested in attending. Or you could just, you know, #occupy the speech.
(10/18/11 1:57pm)
Pictures this: you're a young, idealistic freshman just trying to find your place at Penn. You hear of all these frats doing "dirty rush," so when you receive a penis-shaped event invitation, you don't think twice about showing up to St. A's in the middle of the night. On the walk there, you pat yourself on the back; you've heard A's is a "cool fraternity," so you must be cool! All those assholes who called you "nerd" in high school can really suck it now.
(10/17/11 7:46pm)
Vice President, graduation speaker and proud Penn parent/grandparent Joe Biden (along with Mayor Nutter) will be in Bodek Lounge (that's in Houston Hall) tomorrow at 3:30 for an event about the American Jobs Act.
(10/16/11 10:03pm)
Why? Also, why does it say open? PS: We heard this from a tipster, so we're trying to figure out the details.
(10/13/11 5:14pm)
A Purrfect Operation— Penn Vet saves the day by operating on the most adorable snow leopard cubs ever. BABY ANIMALS YES.
(10/12/11 8:12pm)
Don't you love when Penn randomly brings really awesome speakers to super low-key events? It's happening with US Secretary of Energy Steven Chu tomorrow in the Wu and Chen Auditorium (the same place where SEAS casually brought a Reddit founder last year).
(10/10/11 10:32pm)
Finally, we made the jump from Old Navy and Forever 21 to couture more befitting our Ivy League status. Here's to maybe actually making some Penn clothes!