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How To Gentrify Your Roommate’s Side of the Room
Rent her bed out to your much wealthier, whiter Drexel friends.
Misogynist? This Male Professor Assigns Female Students Homework
We have to draw a line somewhere.
Woah! Guy Wearing Shirt with Garish, Unique Pattern
An abstract take on polkadot? A paisley messiah?
Oh Gosh: Frat Boy Unsure Whether it’s Demeaning to say ‘Woman’
If you could spare a moment and explain everything ever to me, that’d be awesome.
Mask and Wig to Accept Women, Only if They're Hot Though
Penn’s Mask and Wig Club, the oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe in the United States, will welcome members of all genders for the 2022-2023 academic year, as long as they are physically attractive to current members.
How to Get a Bid From Any Frat in 30 Seconds
Even though dirty rush is 3 months long, if you move them hips with a purpose and you talk really fast, all it really takes is 30 seconds to lock in that early bid.
Climate Week: Residential Halls Replace Toilet Paper With Sandpaper to See if Anyone Notices
Yes, it's good for the environment. Who needs beaches anyway?
Emotional! White Frat Boy From Connecticut Admits That He Resonates Deeply With Kendrick Lamar’s Hit Song “M.A.A.D. City”
"Lamar talks about growing up and seeing what gang life does to a person - one time, I saw a homeless man outside of the Whole Foods I go to everyday after practice for sushi."
OP-ED: They Should Replace Amy Gutmann With a White Guy
The Girlbosses have taken it too far. We need an intervention.
Student Unfortunately Cannot Locate G-Spot West
It probably doesn’t actually exist.
Student Secures Boyfriend to Connect Laptop to AirPennNet
It has since been revealed that Newark, set to graduate with a Bachelor's degree in Neuroscience next spring, has been using AirPennNet–Guest on her various tablets since NSO freshman year.
Facing Pressure from Divestment Activists, Penn Unveils Second Climate Week
It's no divesting from fossil fuels, but it's a pretty close second.
OP-ED: We Need a Moratorium on the Word “Neoliberal” Until I Figure Out What it Means
Maybe through defining that which isn’t neoliberal I can escape this mental prison.
Castle Brother Found Innocent by Jury of Other Castle Brothers
A carefully selected jury of the assailant's peers (bros) gathered around a courtroom (castle basement) to perform an objective and unbiased analysis of the night's events.
OP-ED: Frats Suck — Not Your Frat Though, Haha Noooo, You Guys Are Fine
Yeah lol, all that stuff I was saying about frat bros employing violence as a mechanism to assert masculinity obviously doesn’t apply to your frat since your members happen to be my friends. Haha dw, you guys are chill.
Here’s Why I Endorsed My Pledgemaster for Management on LinkedIn
Needless to say, I was proper pledged and mastered.
Aw Shucks! Girl Next to You in Lecture Browsing Penn InTouch
She is free and you are not. What are you going to do?
REPORT: Kelly Writers' House Found to Be Even More Erotic Than Berlin Sex Clubs
Recent groundbreaking ethnographic research conducted by the Ginsburg Institute for the Amorous and Desirable has shown that the Kelly Writers’ House exudes more eroticism and sensuality than Berlin’s hottest sex clubs.