"Kicking Rick out last semester really left a bad taste in our mouths — we knew we had to make it up to the poor guy."
“I don’t know what I did to deserve this,” lamented Patterson, "I ghosted those people for a reason, Facebook."
She knows who you are. She knows what you did. She’s your high school math teacher, and to her, you will always be an incompetent piece of shit.
Kendra reposted the videos to her own story and proudly declared that she was “so done” with the meat and dairy industries.
“At long last, it is time to execute function sleepExcessiveAmounts().”
I can tell you that it comes from the Middle English word Wednesdei, which comes from the Old English word Wōdnesdæg, but I just don't know man, I can't spell Wensday for the life of me.
If a fetus is not permitted to bear arms, how will we be protected against tyranny?
Look, I’ve seen better assaults, I’ve seen worse assaults. But honestly, as far as assaults go, it left a lot to be desired.
You have enough problems with your own uterus, so why should you care about the uterus of that girl from ninth grade bio?
Be honest with yourself, you're going to get so invested that you do all the research by yourself anyways, so why not get credit for it?
Professor Shannon is happy to report that she currently enjoys an overall rating of 1.2 on Penn Course Review, and “is optimistic that in the coming semesters [she]’ll be able to bring her average up to the 1.25 range.”
Wanna SEPTA to Pussyank this weekend?
This class asked its students to examine: What is pornography? What makes something pornographic? For Thompson, and many others like him, the answer is absolutely everything.
Make sure to take an extra donut as you type, and remember that I also brought in Pop Ems too.
“Oh! Wow! Penn Relays is going on right now?” said Braden in an interview, clad in his old high school track uniform and Penn Relays hat. “I literally had no idea. But while we’re on the subject…”
Last Tuesday, certified class clown Brian Cobb (C ‘22) inserted a hilarious meme into his English presentation. His fellow students, who came in expecting a serious analysis of the poetry of Geoffrey Chaucer, were nonetheless impressed with Cobb’s resourcefulness.
Thompson has said that he will continue his good work, keeping our democracy clean and pure by commenting on burgeoning journalists posts with “WRONG!” and “lame.”
Looking to sublet a spacious, castle-like structure with definitely, at least, some bedrooms from late May — very early August.
Per university policy, Kroll was immediately re-enrolled as a freshman. A College Office staffer commented that “the administration believes Hey Day is so irrevocably entwined with the Junior Experience™ that any student who misses it can hardly be allowed to be called a Penn student at all.”
Everyone knows you’re supposed to send a text message right before class, so you have a response when you get out.