As you turned around to see which dumbass made such an inane statement, you saw Daniel with a confident smile plastered on his face.
I now save all of the homework for my seven classes for the night it's due! And when I can't finish it all in 45 minutes, I tell myself it's because I'm naturally bad at math, and I will never be as good as the other engineers!
She managed to make her meal prepped food last only 1.5 hours after cooking it.
All meetings and conferences held by PBC will take place in the Concourse ball pit.
Two groups want a chunk of land. Draw a line down the middle. Each group gets half. Bada bing bada boom.
UTB was told by construction officials that they have begun the search for new green spaces! That excavator is digging away, searching for that sweet, sweet green that lies just beneath High Rise Field.
I am here to tell you all that familial affection is all you need to feel good.
The group's biggest concerns are griefers, hackers, and creepers. But so far, so good.
She fell for him freshman year when she saw him riding down Spruce in a children's bike basket.
Adam doth wanted to go to a Snakes fraternity party, but the bro at the front door was all like, ‘thou shalt take a lap and come back with ye woman because the ratio inside’s fucked.
This time last year, a nerdy bookworm with a penchant for stealing girls’ phones and locking people in cages might have worried that he would never be able to land a date for Valentine’s Day.
She’s going to be so moist all the time. Her youthful glow is going to figuratively, and maybe even literally, deflect any and all crusty objects that attempt to penetrate her sweet, slippery face.
"There are countless people in the world who need the warmth of a glove but demand the agility of bare fingers. When you buy a pair of Dexter Gloves, you'll know that you're helping someone else be able to play the guitar or use a touch screen in moderately cold weather."
Though their comments were hard to understand due to the speakers’ gargling of crude oil, attendees were reminded that the University investment portfolio represents a diversified range of interests designed to ensure Penn’s fiscal sustainability.
School is BACK, and so is your insatiable, stress-fueled sexual appetite.
If you’re going to have a fight with your family, you might as well plan for it to be at one of campus’ most argument-accommodating restaurants. Here’s how to choose.
No Super Bowl? No problem. Meet the innovative students who plan to straight up skip classes on Wednesday.
There will also be cars for English majors, which go nowhere and do nothing, but look good while doing it, and for CIS majors, with an endlessly repeating announcement counting down the hours until the next problem set is due.
"All of us at Owls are rooting for 21, and we hope this whole ICE rubbish gets sorted out soon."
96% percent of Penn students can't figure it out! Will you be able to distinguish Amy Gutmann's salary from a phone number? Test your skills in this short, interactive quiz!