"I remember asking a question about a homework problem, and a gentleman replied by asking me 'What does it mean to know?'"
Ashley Banks (C ‘20) really wants to save money this semester.
Carol Brown began her collection with her college house t-shirt on her first day on campus.
“I just feel like I have a wandering spirit. I can’t be tied down.”
Freshman Tanner Johnson (W '22) knew that when he came to Penn, the workload would be difficult.
Johnny Lawson (C '21) takes a sip of gatorade. It’s the fourth quarter, he’s down eight points and it all comes down to this.
It’s official: Katie Landman (W ’21) is now Penn’s female queer icon.
After weeks of non-stop recruiting and programming assignments, the NETS major decided he needed to take a W.
"Frankly, we are shocked by these findings. We always thought sniffling when it gets a little chilly was a result of cocaine usage."
Reaction to the change has been mixed. Much of the outcry has come from alumni who had just bought red and blue apparel for their two-month-old children.
For Engineering freshman Jasper Tisdale, the two weeks allotted for this task still won't be enough.
With midterm season in full swing, many Penn professors are looking for innovative ways to make things more interesting for themselves.
To Tinder users who are on the app just for some thumb action, here are three things you can turn into when you (inevitably) run into that rando you super-liked for no reason at all!
She was wearing Stan Smiths and would wave flyers in front of passersby, at times even forcing the slips of paper into victims’ mouths.
For College sophomore Sofie Perez, every day is a waking temporal nightmare.
The report comes after the discovery of mold in several rooms in the Quad.
Wharton sophomore Aguistin Latimer always wanted a small campus vibe.
Although almost a full week has passed since the release of this report, President Amy Gutmann has yet to comment on the matter.
College senior Mark Judge was recently spotted laying shirtless on Locust Walk, with sunlight hitting his entire body.
Bowers said on exiting Towne “I’m just hoping a lot more people made the choice I made today. Because if not, the curve is really going to fuck me over.”