Josh Mukherjee
Articles
Startup Ambassadors Ditch Insomnia Cookies, Now Offer Toothy, Egregious Head if You Download Their App
October 27, 2022 at 12:17 pm
Nearly 3000 of my current suitors flocked to witness me; I felt like that girl who sings a lot in Les Mis (I have never seen this movie).
Penn SHS Recommends Receiving 100 Backshots Before Bed to Avoid Freshman Flu
September 3, 2022 at 10:41 pm
My girlfriend is anyways too ugly to hit from the front, so this is a great excuse.
BREAKING: Penn to Convert Smokes Into Indian Restaurant
April 11, 2022 at 11:28 am
On Wednesday nights, Sink or Swim will be discontinued and replaced with CIS 160 tutoring.
Rerouting The Tri Delta Spring Break Trip: The Girls are Now Going To Rural India!
March 3, 2022 at 11:45 am
Travel Update! The sisters of renowned sorority Delta Delta Delta have canceled their Miami plans, opting to visit the town of Kharagpur, West Bengal this March.
OP-ED: Gays Are in Stem Only Because It’s Like Pills and Potions
February 28, 2022 at 11:57 am
I frolic around my lab bench, flirting with other boys and knocking over glassware.
My Mom Texts Me “How’s School?” Girl Shut the Fuck Up
February 24, 2022 at 4:00 am
"I skipped my morning lecture because I got distracted by my reflection, and then I rolled around on the floor of McClelland for half an hour."
Quitting Nicotine Is So Easy! I’ve Already Done It Like 6 Times
February 21, 2022 at 12:02 pm
Vaping is bad for you.