My girlfriend is anyways too ugly to hit from the front, so this is a great excuse.
On Wednesday nights, Sink or Swim will be discontinued and replaced with CIS 160 tutoring.
Travel Update! The sisters of renowned sorority Delta Delta Delta have canceled their Miami plans, opting to visit the town of Kharagpur, West Bengal this March.
I frolic around my lab bench, flirting with other boys and knocking over glassware.
"I skipped my morning lecture because I got distracted by my reflection, and then I rolled around on the floor of McClelland for half an hour."
Vaping is bad for you.