How to Convey That You Are Divorced, Remarried, Both With Children of Your Own, and Sometimes Still See Your Ex on the Side All Through Windshield Stick Figure Stickers
The public seems to be very excited about this new mode of intimate oversharing.
Change Up! Dad Who Usually Complains About Never Seeing Kids Now Wants Kids Permanently Out of House
"I don't know what happened, but those kids are little monsters," said Mr. Jackson in an interview, "now I understand what that phrase 'too much of a good thing' means."
Translation Guide: Understanding the Father Tongue
Your key to a genuine conversation this Father's Day!
“Daddy’s Cummies” Deemed Completely Kosher; to be Served at Hillel This Fall
Get ready to gobble and slurp your Daddy’s cummies at Hillel this fall!
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Ally Behavior! This Straight Woman Does Poppers
"Yeah, she would not stop doing poppers that night," Ryan's other gay friend Josh Compas (C '21) told us, "We were like, 'what are you doing,' but she just kept chanting 'hashtag queen shit' over and over, and then I said, 'it's literally Pride Month, Nicole,' and she was like, 'exactly.'"
UTB's Guide for Surviving Movie Sex Scenes With Dad
Excited for quality time with Papa, you pick a new release film you haven't seen before—and just like that, you seal your fate. You are about to watch porn with Dad.
Celebrate Dad by Recreating That BBQ Shown During the Side Effects of Every Medication Ad
There's still time to string together the one thing that Dad has been hoping for: that idealized fantasy picnic shown during the side effects of every medication ad.
Op-Ed: 20 Years Old Is Not Too Old for Father’s Day Breakfast in Bed
I know you wanted to go all out for Father's Day, but sometimes you're lazy, broke, or both. What to do? Time to whip out an old reliable: Breakfast in Bed.