UTB’s Guide for Sending Your Professor Ignominious Emails Asking for Undeserved Extension or Apologizing for Irredeemable Wretchedness
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First step, enema.
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I think it’s your nose, maybe your chin. It's like someone overlayed every white girls' face.
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Danse, dance, dAAAAAAAANCE!
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