GBF Population Nosedives After Self-Actualized Girlypop Goes Abroad
They’re all in Spain, frolicking in Salamanca.
It Be My Great Fortuna! Hot Girl in My Marketing Class Says She Supports Labor
Oh Herr Engels, Herr Marx, Chairman, Uncle Ho. I thank thee for my great fortuna. Margaret from Ohio does indeed support labor.
“Let’s Get Drinks After This!” and Other Ways to End Your Last Appointment After You Age Out of Your Pediatricians Practice
Send out that When to Meet, sync your GCals, and enjoy your new best friend!
Gunboat Diplomacy: Study Abroad Soft Launches About as Soft as Opening of Japan by US Navy Commodore Matthew C. Perry
Each time I see the oh so not recognizable Amalfi Coast, a discreet half image of Big Ben, or the completely unfamiliar Sydney Opera House, my mind fills with textbook figures of gouty white men in uniforms stepping out of armed ships and [ACTION REQUIRED] emails.
How Studying At Fisher Fine Arts Helped Me (20, Masc) Understand Girlhood
I am now one Telfar and/or Marc Jacobs away from fully comprehending Penn-womanhood.
7 Tips to Rush in the Eyes of Jesus
Sinning runs rampant; intoxication, fornication, and spiritual deprivation all accompany “Meeting the Bros” or “dirty rushing.” However, there is a way to do away with this filth and rush properly – rush how Jesus would.
BREAKING: Penn to Accept Its First Ever Lower Merionite
A decisive blow that’s sure to usher in new social interactions and a newfound appreciation for small, working-class communities: Penn Admissions has accepted a scrappy young fellow into the Class of 2027.
New Student's Growing Imposter Syndrome Stupid And Lame Compared To Friends' More Valid and Better Imposter Syndrome
They literally don’t belong here.
I Know She Saw It: Coco Gauff Posted on Her Instagram Story But Didn’t Respond to My DM
Unbeknownst to me, that little bitch (read: fantastically successful and impressive athlete) just doesn't give a fuck about the beautiful things I have to say to her.