UTBiden: The Video Game
Have you ever wondered what it's like to be the 47th Vice President of the United States and Presidential Professor of Practice, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr? Now's your chance! Hop on your scooter and navigate Locust as you travel from Perry World House to your meeting with Amy Gutmann.
Campus Sports Fans Thrilled They Can Still Bandwagon Penn Men's Basketball
Tens, maybe-but-probably-not hundreds, of students on campus rejoiced this evening when Penn men's basketball upset reigning NCAA national champion Villanova and shocked the world (except the three DP sports writers who "predict" every year that Penn will beat 'Nova — they totally called it).
Smokes Hosts 21st Birthday Celebration for 3-Year Regular
No longer would she have to fret as the bouncers inspected her fake, which they would hold up to the light while they asked for the capital of Delaware.
Help! My Grandma Started Using the Word Drip!
Apart from the usual things I expected from my time at home for Thanksgiving, I was not expecting the new slang that my Grandma had picked up.
Penn Researchers Develop Even Thinner Toilet Paper For Campus Bathrooms
45 percent thinner than existing toilet paper, the new design replaces the existing single ply with the equivalent of a half ply.
New Wellness Initiative: Penn Introduces The Purge
To round out this uncontroversial year for mental wellbeing, Penn has decided to implement their newest solution to combat mental health.
Op-Ed: I Swear I'm Not Stealing Anything! I'm Walking Slowly Through Frogro Late at Night Because I'm Hella Indecisive
There are only so many reasons someone would be at a Frogro past 11 at night and none of them involve good decision making skills.
Student Still Thinks "Maybe I Know Someone In This One" After Staring Into 362 GSRs
Bradley peered optimistically, hoping to catch a glimpse of a familiar face. Instead, he ended up making painful eye contact with numerous strangers for two seconds at a time, over and over again.
Entire Class Turns on TA After Professor Mistakenly Leaves During Exam
DRL Lecture Hall A3 recently went from learning-field to battlefield. As a midterm for Astronomy 533 was well underway, Professor Henry Glack made the critical mistake of leaving the room in the middle of the exam.