Seven Noise-Canceling Headphones To Wear Around Your Friend Who Just Returned From Abroad
“I’m baaaaaaack!” says your friend who just returned from Europe after a semester of doing the bare minimum and exceeding all expectations for the amount one person can post on Instagram.
OP-ED: Maybe You’re The Problem
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Penn to Send Unused Meal Swipes in Form of Soggy Pizza, Moldy Strawberries to Ukraine
The dining hall is not the only organization on campus to have offered donations to Ukraine. PennCAPS has offered to donate its counseling services, but Ukraine has rejected the offer, citing poor quality of the program.
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The novel Coronavirus has been eradicated, thanks to your 7 day compliance. Yay!
OP-ED: Take a Hard Look at Me and Ask Me if I’m in a Sorority Again
The answer is shocking.
Oh No! Penn Loses Entire Endowment Betting on High-Stakes UNO
Accompanied by a “¯\_(ツ)_/¯” emoticon and the writing “oopsy-daisy” was the announcement that Penn has declared bankruptcy.
OP-ED: If Em Dashes Are So Versatile, Then Why Can’t They Mend My Rapidly Deteriorating Relationship?
First, I began sneaking them into our texts. “Hey — can we talk tonight?” “Do you want to hang out — maybe next Friday?” “Wow, that GIF you sent of a guy slipping and falling head-first into a tub full of hot sauce was — frankly — pretty epic.”
What's on the Lauder Dining Hall Menu? Pap Smears of Wagyu
Penn has been championing interdisciplinary creativity for decades; intertwining gastronomy and gynecology is no exception.