Has This Generation Gone Too Soft? Not Me, Thanks to Himsᵀᴹ
Thanks to my once-daily prescription of chewable 80-mg sildenafil from the men’s telehealth provider Himsᵀᴹ, I’m unafraid of “cancel culture.” While others stay soft, I get so hard that I turn blue in the face.
Fiji Hosts Case Race for Palestine
I don’t know about you guys, but my money's on Fred the alcoholic. I heard that guy can pound ‘em back like there’s no tomorrow!
Charlotte’s Surprise Pregnancy: Stingray Jesus or Classic Case of 2-Sharks-1-Stingray Threesome?
Is Charlotte the Virgin Mary of aquariums, or just a freaky lil gal...
CS Student Swears He Didn’t Buy Apple Vision Pro To Watch VR Porn
“I’m interested in the metaverse. I’m excited for it as someone broadly interested in technology. But no I didn’t buy it for VR Porn”
OFSL to Offer Philanthropy Credit for Penn Global Seminars in “Third-World Countries”
Though Penn Global Seminar courses have deceptively claimed to broaden horizons and deepen cross-cultural understanding, OFSL’s new initiative clarifies that their true purpose is to provide “feel-good” service opportunities.
Israel Agrees to Ceasefire So Long as Palestine Renames Itself to Palestein
While you have heard compelling arguments supporting Israel and Palestine from experts at the top of their fields, (socialist girls and frat guys who have taken one poly sci class) breaking news shows that there is new information regarding the conflict.
"Girl, Are You Meek Mill? Because I've Been Having Dreams and Nightmares Bout Dat Azz" and Other Authentic Philly Pickup Lines
Girl, are you a jawn?
Antisemitism Does Not End Your Career, Bad Music Does: A Vultures Case Study
I’d rather listen to my dentist perform a root canal using some rusty drill
“Did My Ex-Boyfriend Block Me and Every Single Mutual Friend We Have or Just… Get Hacked?” and 10 Other Signs You Haven’t Properly Processed Your Parent’s Divorce
Have your eyes been opened to the truth?