Happy Thanksgiving! My Friend Told Me I Have the Facial Structure of Goody Proctor
I think it’s your nose, maybe your chin. It's like someone overlayed every white girls' face.
601 Reasons Why Doja Cat's "Get Into It (Yuh)" is the Song of the Summer 2022
Spoiler: It's not what you think!
Damn: Insufferable Rich Kid Actually Pretty Drippy
Despite his decidedly insufferable characteristics, I must concede that this kid fucking dripsssss.
OP-ED: You Can’t Kick Me Out of a GSR in a Way That Matters
I realize I am damned to this narrative.
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I do not like commons green eggs and ham. I do not like this, Maya I am.
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It's so worth it! It really does smell a little different on everyone.
OP-ED: I Need You To Love Me More
Nothing is truly ever as it seems, yet everything acts in accordance to what you do. Therefore, extend your love to me!
They’ve Gone Too Far: The Penntrification of Northeast Philadelphia
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Erm, Why Does Your Childhood Friend Have a Two-Year-Old and You Don’t Even Have Your Bachelors
Jersey? Hannah is going to OWN a house with a yard? And she is a manager at Super Cuts in Cherry Hill?