
BREAKING: Armed With Nuclear Warheads, Rival Sororities Compete for Fall Bake Sale ARCH Patio Space
October 2, 2023 at 1:21 pm
Nothing screams Delta Delta Delta like a W88 for UGM-133 Trident II SLBM warhead!
Report: Record Number of Penn Students to Enlist in the IDGAF War
October 1, 2023 at 3:24 pm
Even Obama is gagging, diva.

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Ciao, Bella! Girl Misses First Three Weeks of Class, Still on Island Time from Summering in Capri
October 2, 2023 at 1:20 pm
The water there is just so clear. Almost, like a bottle of Voss, but not quite.
Fun Party Game: Guess Where I’m From but Every Time I Make Up a Fictional South Asian Country
October 2, 2023 at 8:58 am
You begin to feel how one usually feels after a few drinks: socially and morally conscious about your racial identity.
Health Inspectors "Take It All Back" Now That Commons Moved Dessert Section Four Feet Left
October 1, 2023 at 3:22 pm
We cry out and Penn Dining responds: "We hear you!"
Recently Reunited Long Distance Couples Confirm That My Dorm Is Definitely the Best Place to Study on Campus
October 1, 2023 at 3:20 pm
Why are they sharing the lingering flavors of last night’s Commons meal on the bench right outside my window?
“Sometimes, A Drink Feels Like Family” & Other Non-Concerning Statements to Help You During Rush
September 29, 2023 at 6:53 pm
Are you an absolute loser who’s still lugging it through the final parts of rushing & aren’t sure if you’ll make it? Don’t worry! We got you covered.