“I Don’t Talk About My Pulitzer a Lot,” Says Professor 5 Minutes into First Class
Five minutes into the first class, he could already tell what was on students' minds — that they were in a class with a professor who won a Pulitzer back in ‘82.
Report: Gutmann and Biden Will Make Small Talk for an Hour on Stage, and You'll Love It
The conversation should last for around 15 or 20 minutes, depending how much mileage the two can squeeze out of their initial weather conversation.
OP-ED: Add the Quaker to Smash Bros, You Cowards
I know what you’re thinking: it’s going to be hard to keep the game balanced when adding such an immensely powerful character.
See Ya, Sean! Jenny Is Practicing Zero-Waste, and You Didn’t Make the Cut
Along with using lots of Tupperware, Jenny is extending this mindset to other aspects of her life.
OP-ED: I Enter Upper Quad Just to SABS My Way down to Baby Quad
My destination? The womb of this campus: baby quad.
My God, How Did This Happen?! Says Senior After Seven Hours in CVS
“I came in here for a roll of toilet paper, but then I saw that face masks were on sale, and after that it’s a blur.”
Anime Club Member Deciding Which Body Pillow to Take to Date Night
"Hinata is so beautiful and we have great chemistry, but Sawako is such a good friend and so fun to dance with.”
5 Mixed Drinks That Scream, "I Won't Be Able to Get Hard Tonight"
You know one thing for sure: no matter what happens, you will not be getting hard tonight.
Health Goddess! Shhh! She Doesn't Inhale
"Since I don’t inhale, the more times I take a smoke break or short walk around the block, the more fit I’m getting."