Breaking! Trip Home Reveals Girl That Peaked on Her 8th Grade Trip to Medieval Times Still Weird
April 24, 2023 at 10:20 pm
Faking Interest, 第四个
April 17, 2023 at 3:08 pm
An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.
We Asked ChatGPT to Write An Article For Us. Here’s What it Produced.
Beep boop beep boop.
Red, Blue…Too Many Colors! Incoming Freshman Doesn’t Know Whether to Throw Up Crip or Blood
These freshmen just come to their Quaker Day, see a mirage of colors, grab the first bandana they see, and get straight to the felonies.
Fuck Summer Internships, I Want to Be Remembered for My Art
April 18, 2023 at 6:17 pm
Internships are seasonal, art is forever.
Take THAT, Patriarchy! I (a Girl) Won the Harrison Bracket Challenge
April 18, 2023 at 6:13 pm
There's a lot of stuff you don't know about me.
Announcing Your Summer Internship on LinkedIn, Finding a Subletter, and Other Alternatives to Marijuana to Try This Week
April 13, 2023 at 5:09 pm
#3 may shock you.
“Hey, Sorry. I Was Kind of Walking Here” and Other Passive Phrases to Prevent Getting Run Over
April 13, 2023 at 5:08 pm
Flipping drivers “the bird” is an overused and overly-aggressive defense to avoid getting hit by a car. Here are some nicer alternatives to properly communicate with Philadelphia’s finest automobile operators:
Damn, This Lovely Spring Weather Is Making Me Reflect on the Cyclical Nature of It All
April 11, 2023 at 3:54 pm
How was your spring equinox? I almost forgot to ask.