BREAKING: Women of Penn Wet for the First Time in Years
Here we all are. Together, on Penn‘s campus, in Philly, and, most importantly, wet.
OP-ED: Wharton Alliance Should Allow LGBTQ+ Allies to Cissy That Walk!
Cishet men/women dating in a nebulous queer way shall immediately be VPs of the diversity and inclusion committee.
Oops! Magill Approves Penn's First Fleet of Fighter PILOTs
In an official statement, Magill responded to critics: “To our activists of color, I hear you. I am listening. Next time, I will try and listen a little more closely, though — I think I know what PILOTs are now.”
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I am a top student at the University of Pennsylvania, not a prostitute.
Fun Party Game: Guess Where I’m From but Every Time I Make Up a Fictional South Asian Country
You begin to feel how one usually feels after a few drinks: socially and morally conscious about your racial identity.
Help! My Appearance Has Been Suffering, Please Send Me Thoughts About Me
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