Woah! Mid-Tier Influencer/PPE Major Realizes the Internet Is Already Over
This kid definitely went to Exeter.
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UTB Investigates: How Does Dry Cleaning Work?
I know I’m terribly naive, but doesn’t cleaning need water?
OP-ED: How Can I Be One of the Boys While Still Asserting My Feminine, Delicate Figure?
I must conquer both my quirky, boyish, relatable self, and my petite, teeny-tiny, hourglass figure.
Wowza! Locust Walk Reimagined Thanks to Penn-BlackRock Partnership
Preposterous! Sure, snake-game tile patterns work for the technocratic healthcare managers of the world, but the New Sincere era calls for more garish tile displays.
"Step One, Roth IRA...": Wharton Freshman Advises Displaced Philadelphia Residents
Steps 4 and 5 are to get a couple hundred thousand dollars from your father. If the displaced residents follow this simple 5-step plan, they should be Main Line homeowners in no time.
EXCLUSIVE: The Inside Scoop on Liz Magill’s Synesthesia
When shown the Stanford insignia, reminiscent of her former employer, Magill responded, “Somewhere between Elizabeth Holmes and petrichor.”
Penn Introduces New Study A Broad Program
At the end of the semester, participating students will be required to give presentations to the Penn community on what they learned from their time studying a broad, such as whether or not she is a vibe.
OP-ED: Twin-XL Beds Perpetuate Unhealthy Barbie-Like Beauty Standards
In fact, they are proud to accept fat people! Sorority bids are entirely based on controllable traits, such as wealth, clothes, and acne.