Album Review: Why Sheck Wes’s “MUDBOY” Is 2018's Best Album to Take a Stubborn Poo To
Sheck Wes’s “MUDBOY” has guided me through type 4 logs and type 2 craggly poos. Truly Sheck has been there through the best and worst of times.
Student Who Focuses Best in the Shower Ruins Laptop
While Campos can no longer enjoy her showers due to the traumatic incident, her laptop is definitely enjoying its bath in a large bowl of rice.
Ignoring Venmo Requests Now to be Considered a White-Collar Crime
Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf gave an impassioned speech this week calling neglected Venmo requests an “epidemic” and a “total dick move, guys.”
Breaking! Under the BOTton Bot Now Writes My Articles for Me
I web scraped every UTB article ever written, stored them in a .txt, and fed them to my bot.
5 Notebooks That Will Stay Together Better Than Your Spring Break Plans
We all know your spring break plans are going to eventually fall apart, but that doesn't mean everything in your life has to as well. UTB has compiled a list of five sturdy notebooks that will stay together despite the fact that they have a paper due the Monday after spring break.
Sophomore Pleads 5th Amendment in Class After Not Doing Readings
Tensions were running at an all-time high when College sophomore Suzie Reyes chose not to do the readings for her LGST 100 class.
Why Studying Abroad in Wisconsin Was the Best Decision I Made at Penn
I made a lot of unforgettable friends and had a lot of unforgettable experiences: eating cheese curds straight from the barrel, wearing a cheese hat at the packed Packers' stadium, sharing a Snickers salad with my Midwestern boys.
Herd Is the Word: How One Junior’s Ranching Club Is Shaking up Campus
"As soon as I arrived at Penn, I noticed a disturbing lack of cattle."
Feeling Cow Sick? Here Are 4 Cures For When You Miss Your Favorite Dairy Cow
You’re sitting in your 9 a.m. recitation, the professor droning on and on, and all you can think is: “I should have been up 3 hours ago milking my favorite dairy cow!”