Five Subtle Ways to Signal That You Are Involved With Greek Life
1. Tell the person that you are talking to that you have had antibodies since the first semester. They’ll know.
Ego of the Weak: Kite and Key
K&K: Ultimately, I am obsessed with hearing the sound of my own voice — in fact, when other people speak, it makes me viscerally sick. I’ve also always had a proclivity for backward walking and repressing my trauma and would be thrilled to add both to my resume.
Good for Her! DP Commenter Says She Makes $250 An Hour From Home
According to Saqi, the work is “so easy”, consisting mainly of “copying and pasting”, “sipping martinis”, and “going on luxury cruises across the world”. How didn’t I think of this sooner?
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Wharton Latino Elects Its First Ever Italian-American President
“My great grandfather was Italian, and I absolutely LOVE going to Latin BBQ every year. It’s one of my favorite Penn traditions,” stated White.
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Especially in these unprecedented times, CAPS is more committed than ever to creating a safe and caring environment for Penn’s diverse student body.
Heartwarming! Ted Cruz Boiled Mexican Tap Water In Solidarity
“It means a lot to me,” says Texas native, Sammy Rodriguez (W ‘23). “You know, my family in Austin has been really struggling to stay warm and find drinkable water, so to see Senator Ted Cruz take 5 minutes out of his vacation time to boil a pot of water is truly heartwarming. I’m sure it’ll mean a lot to my family too once their power comes back on.”