They Do the DP Crossword Together Every Week. Last Friday, She Used It to Tell Her 'we should stop hooking up. idk i think ur kinda too clingy'
Johns, who reached out to the DP weeks in advance, wanted to reject Thomas in a unique way.
Philadelphia Overlooked as Gutmann Picks New York and DC as Sites for New Penn HQ
Penn announced on Tuesday that—despite its student body and the large amounts of land it has purchased and gentrified in West Philly—it will be building new offices in New York City and Washington, D.C.
That Kid Who Always Leaves 20 Minutes into Lecture? Here’s Where He’s Going
A thorough investigation of Moore was recently conducted, following him on a few of his outings in order to finally discover his whereabouts.
OP-ED: Don’t Blame Me, Blame The System. I Will Eat My Kettle Chips in VP Basement Loudly and Proudly
Sweet, sweet Mark’s Café has its ups (Dibs) and downs (sandwiches, sushi, fruit, coffee), and kettle chips fall right in the middle.
Help Wanted: Counterparts Desperately in Need of Instrument Manager
The urgent listing comes after the group was forced to sing on multiple occasions in performance without any additional musical instruments.
Passive Aggressive? Student Throws Away Roommate's Belongings as Part of Weekly Trash Run
Gentle pranks, kind-hearted jabs, and the occasional backstabbing is all considered par-for-the-course when it comes to living with a complete stranger.
Student Spends Night in Bathroom With Hands in Dyson Airblade©, Still Had to Wipe Hands on Jeans.
Around 10 p.m. last night, Jack went to the bathroom — the one that looks a little fancy from the outside but has the same stank as the bathrooms in Pottruck.
Sophomore Girl Changes from Pajamas into Her 'Going Out' Sweatpants
Someone call Tim Gunn!
OP-ED: Wearing Allbirds Doesn’t Mean I’ll Work In Tech (But I Probably Will)
I’ll say it. Penn has a problem with stereotypes.