Breaking! Trip Home Reveals Girl That Peaked on Her 8th Grade Trip to Medieval Times Still Weird
April 24, 2023 at 10:20 pm
Gay !
Faking Interest, 第四个
April 17, 2023 at 3:08 pm
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Red, Blue…Too Many Colors! Incoming Freshman Doesn’t Know Whether to Throw Up Crip or Blood
These freshmen just come to their Quaker Day, see a mirage of colors, grab the first bandana they see, and get straight to the felonies.
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Fuck Summer Internships, I Want to Be Remembered for My Art
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Internships are seasonal, art is forever.
Take THAT, Patriarchy! I (a Girl) Won the Harrison Bracket Challenge
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April 13, 2023 at 5:09 pm
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“Hey, Sorry. I Was Kind of Walking Here” and Other Passive Phrases to Prevent Getting Run Over
April 13, 2023 at 5:08 pm
Flipping drivers “the bird” is an overused and overly-aggressive defense to avoid getting hit by a car. Here are some nicer alternatives to properly communicate with Philadelphia’s finest automobile operators:
Damn, This Lovely Spring Weather Is Making Me Reflect on the Cyclical Nature of It All
April 11, 2023 at 3:54 pm
How was your spring equinox? I almost forgot to ask.