BREAKING: Armed With Nuclear Warheads, Rival Sororities Compete for Fall Bake Sale ARCH Patio Space
Nothing screams Delta Delta Delta like a W88 for UGM-133 Trident II SLBM warhead!
Report: Record Number of Penn Students to Enlist in the IDGAF War
Even Obama is gagging, diva.
Sophomore Who Double Paid For On-Campus Dorm and Chestnut Apartment Still Really Passionate About UC Townhomes Crisis
“It’s just crazy how limited available housing is these days,” Davis said as she walked from her Chestnut apartment living room, past the guest bedroom, and into her master bedroom.
My Roommate Did Something Genius And I Will Never Forgive Her
Det. Kreuger would like to note suspect was really chill and cool and fun.
Ciao, Bella! Girl Misses First Three Weeks of Class, Still on Island Time from Summering in Capri
The water there is just so clear. Almost, like a bottle of Voss, but not quite.
Fun Party Game: Guess Where I’m From but Every Time I Make Up a Fictional South Asian Country
You begin to feel how one usually feels after a few drinks: socially and morally conscious about your racial identity.
Health Inspectors "Take It All Back" Now That Commons Moved Dessert Section Four Feet Left
We cry out and Penn Dining responds: "We hear you!"
Recently Reunited Long Distance Couples Confirm That My Dorm Is Definitely the Best Place to Study on Campus
Why are they sharing the lingering flavors of last night’s Commons meal on the bench right outside my window?
“Sometimes, A Drink Feels Like Family” & Other Non-Concerning Statements to Help You During Rush
Are you an absolute loser who’s still lugging it through the final parts of rushing & aren’t sure if you’ll make it? Don’t worry! We got you covered.