Album Review: Why Sheck Wes’s “MUDBOY” Is 2018's Best Album to Take a Stubborn Poo To

Album Review: Why Sheck Wes’s “MUDBOY” Is 2018's Best Album to Take a Stubborn Poo To

Sheck Wes’s “MUDBOY” has guided me through type 4 logs and type 2 craggly poos. Truly Sheck has been there through the best and worst of times.

Student Who Focuses Best in the Shower Ruins Laptop

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Ignoring Venmo Requests Now to be Considered a White-Collar Crime

Ignoring Venmo Requests Now to be Considered a White-Collar Crime

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