Breaking: Joe Biden Declares Presidential Bid, Would Be First Penn Alum to Hold Position
The monumental opportunity this provides for the school cannot be understated. Of the Ivy League schools, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Columbia all have associations with previous presidents. Biden’s candidacy represents the opportunity for Penn to join the ranks of these other Ivy League schools.
Ahead of 2020, Sororities Already Planning 2010s-Themed Date Nights
Our curated playlist spans from T-Wayne to Silentó. Acceptable dress can take the form of dressing like you’re in the NBA when you’re really 5’ 7”, cuffed jeans and Stan Smiths, or just head-to-toe Supreme.
OP-ED: What If We Kissed in the Moelis Family Grand Reading Room?
We could study, but only a little. We’d almost certainly be consumed by our passions.
Meet the Freshman Surviving the Rest of the Year on 4 Meal Swipes and 7 Dining Dollars
I might pop in three times a day to grab a banana from Commons. Lord knows nothing else there is edible.
Guest Column by College Republicans | Why We Invited the Flayed Corpse of God to Campus
The flayed corpse of God is clearly controversial. For one, does God even have a corpse?
Take That! My Teachers Never Believed in Me, but I Just Got a Job at WilCaf, so Who's Laughing Now?
I remember my history teacher told me that I wasn’t gonna get into college, my english teacher told me I would never get a job, and my french teacher told me something in French that I couldn’t really understand, but, based off his tone, it seemed like it was mean.
Class Board Presents: Some Vague Event, but There Will Be Food
Are you ready for the most important part of your [INSERT CLASS YEAR HERE] yet?
OP-ED: But Where Are the Halal GALS?
Is it too much to ask for smaller gyros to fit my dainty, feminine mouth?
5 Ways to Rock the Confidence of Scoring That Internship with Your Dad's Friend
With your new internship you got from your dad’s fraternity brother, you’re now the most qualified person in your friend group in all aspects of life.