WHARTON RANKED BEST BUSINESS SCHOOL. WHARTON RANKEDK BEST HUSINESS SHCOOL. WHARTON RANKEBEST BUSINESS SCHOOL.
THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIAS WHARTON SCHOOL AWAS NAMED THE COUNTRY'S TOP FULLTIE MBA PROGRAM IN THE 2020 US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT'S ANNUAL RANKING.
President Gutmann Reveals That Ben Franklin and the Quaker Mascot Had an 'Intense' Sexual Relationship
Many students were surprised to learn that the mascot — a fictional, generic caricature of a Quaker man — and actual Penn founder Ben Franklin had any relationship in University lore, much less one with a sexual dimension. Most were unaware they existed in the same literary universe at all.
OP-ED: Strega Nona Is Really That Bitch
When you examine the book closely, you can know this from the start.
Sad! This Junior Got Tapped for a Senior Society but Not One of the Cool Ones
"So cool I got tapped. Anyone know when Friar's emails go out though?"
Hashtag Dope! Even This Student's Vomit Is on Theme for St. Patty's Day!
Students dartied in their most festive gear, but no one came out stuntin’ harder than Wharton junior Derek Harthman.
Quiz: Is It a Fever Dream or a Flashback to the Atlantic City Feb Club Event?
Your jacket is taken from you by a bouncer, even though you do not have a real shirt on underneath. A: You grow a new jacket and (score!) it's made of cotton candy. B: You pretend you have a skin disease, and the bouncer begrudgingly returns your jacket to you.
OP-ED: My Parents Pay My Rent, and I Expect Them To Continue Doing So
My parents pay my rent, and I see no indication that they will stop any time soon. They’re relieving a large financial burden on me, which allows me to fund my extremely expensive Ketamine habit.
OP-ED: Beto O’Rourke’s Butt Should Run for President
Politics, shmolitics. Beto has the vibe of the chill, hot, divorcee who skateboards when he’s not running a tech company in which everyone wears jeans. And his buttocks look damn good in those jeans.
OP-ED: I Only Speak to Men Because I Need a New Emotional Support Animal
Men only want one thing, and it’s disgusting. However, I too only want one thing.