Is Charlotte the Virgin Mary of aquariums, or just a freaky lil gal...
I don’t know about you guys, but my money's on Fred the alcoholic. I heard that guy can pound ‘em back like there’s no tomorrow!
Though Penn Global Seminar courses have deceptively claimed to broaden horizons and deepen cross-cultural understanding, OFSL’s new initiative clarifies that their true purpose is to provide “feel-good” service opportunities.
While you have heard compelling arguments supporting Israel and Palestine from experts at the top of their fields, (socialist girls and frat guys who have taken one poly sci class) breaking news shows that there is new information regarding the conflict.
Penn will also extend special status to applicants whose parents were avid coke users throughout their time at Penn.
Huntsman is no stranger to diversity, boasting several years of global ambassadorship under his belt and more impressively and relevantly, an LDS mission to Taiwan
I have a few rare cards of my bias wreckers Cooper and Rimmer, but I am only willing to trade them for other rare Ghrist PCs
“We locked eyes in the ethnic food aisle in Trader Joe’s – right next to Trader Ming’s Kung Pao Chicken – and it was love at first sight.”
Kinda crazy no one else thought to do this
Nothing is more important than valuing yourself, feeling good about your appearance, and being comfortable in your own skin
Dean Sniegowski sighs, “Another cross cultural analysis course wasted on crosswords.”
Hiiiii haha this might be a silly question but how do you transcribe jʊər aɪz ɑr soʊ ˈbjutəfəl?
Did you know the 6-year undergraduate graduation rate is 102%?
The staffer's phone is filled with videos of minors singing karaoke, dancing, passing resolutions, pretending to give birth, and other various acts the children's parents remain unaware of.
He's Lovin' it!
Missed out last weekend? Need a quick study break? Head on out back to the Academic Research Building!
A new report from my chauffeur explains I am very smart, and even if my parents didn’t go here 30 years ago, I still could have still gotten into the University of Pennsylvania.
Marc Rowan's Awesome Day
We get it, you went to KitKatClub last night. Whatever. You can literally do that in Philadelphia too. It’s called TLO.
"Eh, I figured I’d talk to them for like an hour and see if I got a job."