You begin to feel how one usually feels after a few drinks: socially and morally conscious about your racial identity. 

A recounting of pre-break events

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 As Marx once said, “let the people darty.” 

 My hands are sweating. I’m Usain Bolt in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. 

I mean, it was a fun sesh, but super? I thought it was pretty standard, all things considered. 

Imagine if they were cheaper around finals... I would personally not be spared

Less is more.

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It’s incredible how much mental and physical torture five men can inflict in just 18 months.

Thinking. Pondering. Wondering.

He does, however, consider your membership in ILMUNC, the Philomathean Society, and Penn Democrats.

I guess one way would be to write for some shitty comedy outlet a few times a week and just delegitimize everything I do in class. 

My friends on the TV were somewhat concerned with the state of the US House of Representatives.

Finally! A comprehensive list of places where one can scream in and be at peace.

 I miss the enlightened and sincere demeanor you presented with before this interschool minor!

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I think it’s your nose, maybe your chin. It's like someone overlayed every white girls' face. 

Despite his decidedly insufferable characteristics, I must concede that this kid fucking dripsssss.

I realize I am damned to this narrative.