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In this offbeat game show, players entering the Cash Elevator have to answer trivia questions before they reach their destination in order to win. If they answer wrong, they better start climbing the stairs. 

"Michael? Michael? What's the portfolio looking like?"

A young fundraising entrepreneur has taken to Locust Walk in order to raise money to cure his coronavirus.

 Joseph Elston talks to the future leaders of Penn's Panhellenic societies.

spooky! 

Joseph Elston goes to West & Down as the Man on the Street. 

"Yo! What's up?"

*scattered applause* 

I'll just make a Google doc. 

UTB Sends in their Top-Rated Ghost Finder Team to DRL.

UTB took to Pool Party to investigate why no one swims in the pool. 

The Mask and Wig Club, a private club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, founded in 1889, is the oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe in the United States. Here is an inside look into the minds behind the production. 

Worst blind date I've ever been on. 

We're going to take Locust today. It's going to be fine.

UTB's resident bon-vivant Lauren Sorantino sat down with Carson Kahoe, the Director of Without a Net, for the third episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.

Yeah, uh, it's a tent. 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A cinematic masterpiece from UTB. 

Parents, how do they tick? We sent a veteran UTB reporter undercover as a Penn Dad to find out.