Quiznos Witnesses Fleeting Romance

If you give a mouse of cookie, he's going to want a glass of milk to go with it. And if it's midterms, then we're going to want to procrastinate by trawling through Craigslist's Missed Connections. Tales of unrequited love just seem to inspire brilliance. But they also provoke our sympathies too -- especially this one that took place in the food court formerly known as the Moravian Cafe on Thursday. If the mystery man in grey straight jeans is a Penn student -- which we expect he is because that describes every male English major we know -- then help this girl out! She even included a winking emoticon in her plea; if that isn't love, we don't know what is.