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OP-ED: Take a Hard Look at Me and Ask Me if I’m in a Sorority Again
The answer is shocking.
UTB’s Guide for Sending Your Professor Ignominious Emails Asking for Undeserved Extension or Apologizing for Irredeemable Wretchedness
Liwa Sun
Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2022Tue, Nov 29, 2022
First step, enema.
BREAKING: Interjection Deemed Too Out-Of-Pocket Even for Zaniest Member of Friend Group
Liwa Sun
Monday, May 2, 2022Mon, May 2, 2022
OP-ED: Take a Hard Look at Me and Ask Me if I’m in a Sorority Again
Justine Orgel
Wednesday, April 27, 2022Wed, Apr 27, 2022
The answer is shocking.
Nostalgic! Eye-Rub to Unearth Glitter From Two ABBA Nights Ago
Liwa Sun
Tuesday, April 19, 2022Tue, Apr 19, 2022
Tragic: Most Interesting Person on Planet is Teaching Accounting
Ian Ong
Monday, April 18, 2022Mon, Apr 18, 2022
BREAKING: The University Has Lifted– Update: The University Has Re– Update: The University Has Made a Decision Regarding Mask Mandate– Update: The University
Mary Grace Meredith
Wednesday, April 13, 2022Wed, Apr 13, 2022
In Honor of Easter, Penn to Resurrect Masks
Justine Orgel
Wednesday, April 13, 2022Wed, Apr 13, 2022
SHOCKING: Ten People You Didn't Realize Were Wasian (Number 9 Will Shock You)
UTB Staff
Monday, March 28, 2022Mon, Mar 28, 2022
OP-ED: I Carry a Telfar Bag to School and You Will Treat Me as Such
Liwa Sun
Friday, March 25, 2022Fri, Mar 25, 2022
Penn Replaces Mask Mandates With Whatever the Fuck Bjork Is Wearing Here
Liwa Sun
Thursday, March 24, 2022Thu, Mar 24, 2022
