Spotted: Jews With Booze

It's midnight. Three bearded, black hat-wearing rabbis approach the SDT house and knock vigorously on the door. They enter, holding two Torahs. They sing. They dance. They hand out flags. As they leave, one flashes a bottle of Belvedere. And... scene.

SDT: a victim of cultural profiling? Perhaps. So worth it though.

We hear they're heading to Van Pelt next. And we want to hear about it. Email us.