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BREAKING · Doing My Part: Acknowledging Lenapehoking Land Before Throwing Up on the Side of the Road · BREAKING · According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done · BREAKING · Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties? ·

You Can Vote However You Like...

Lauren Lipsay Wednesday, Oct. 29, 2008Wed, Oct 29, 2008

This is adorable. And--bonus points for us!--totally bipartisan. We love kids, but we love them even more when they're rapping about the election. True.

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