Yuk yuk yuk! The economy makes us ROFL
October 1, 2008 at 9:44 pm
This joke is currently making its way across the internet. It comes to us via an email-forward-loving Penn mom.
If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left. But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg...