Happy Birthday To You, Amy Gutmann!

Finally, the glorious day has come to pass:  November 19, also known as our fearless leader's birthday.  We wish you a great day, Dr. Gutmann!  On our birthday, we don't usually drop 100 g's, but then again maybe that's why no one ever asked us to be president of Penn.

Because we find astrology very compelling, we took the liberty of checking out President Gutmann's horoscope for the day, which is available here.