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Marathon Gets Rid Of Vegetable-Like Fruits, Customers.

JULIE STEINBERG Wednesday, March 25, 2009Wed, Mar 25, 2009

In an apparent effort to cut costs, Marathon has barred the avocado a place on its new, souped-down menu. If you, like me, cannot order a salad or turkey burger without one, I urge you to BYOA. If management is receptive, let us know. If they're appalled, also let us know.  In fact, I'll go even further and call for a trade: bring back the palta and throw out the cilantro. The more avocados we bring, the more of a chance they'll be back on the menu. Viva la revolucion.