My Goodness How The Time Has Flewn!

For those of you that missed this adorable and oh-so-clever shoutout from Google, it's Dr. Seuss' 105th Birthday! We wish we could claim him as our own, but it turns out he went to some safety school in the middle of nowhere. Not to worry, since it looks like Theo would have fit right in at our work-hard-play-harder institution; according to the most trustworthy source on the web, the good doc got busted when he threw a "drinking party" in violation of national Prohibition laws. Lucky for us, his legacy survived his booze-filled college years - we were thinking about what to do with our box (with a fox?) as recently as last week. Today UTB salutes you, freaky fetishes and all.