Get Your Moonshine At The Street Speakeasy

Oh happy day, it's finally Thursday! That means Grey's Anatomy is on tonight (and screw you, it's still a good show), but as for something with more universal appeal, ohmygodyayyyyy there's a new issue of Street!  Read all about Penn's seedy underbelly of bathtub gin and Great Gatsby parties in this week's feature.  And not to get totally anachronistic on you, but you know what else we wish we could go back in time to?  The year 1995, so we could blast some No Doubt, blissfully unaware of the B-A-N-A-N-A-S future that would unfold for Gwen Stefani. Sigh. We would also like to reread all of Louis Sachar's oeuvre and adapt it into a screenplay involving sideways arithmetic, which, according to the Film section, is a brilliant idea.  We'd wash it down with a Koch's sandwich, and hey, there actually isn't much of a market for brewing moonshine in this day and age -- is Koch's hiring?  No?  What sort of an objective statement might a superhero put on his or her resume?  Thanks to Guides, we feel totally equipped to save humanity.  Orrrr we could get hopped up on moonshine and watch Power Rangers clips on YouTube, which Lowbrow seems to endorse.

To get into tonight's speakeasy/writers' meeting, don't forget the secret knock, which may or may not be the security code that gets you into the DP office at 4015 Walnut.  Happy hour begins at 6:30, and we'll be leaving the door open for Elijah, so if some new writers sneak in, that's cool too.  Also, send us some freaking shoutouts.