Gulp. Van Pelt Is Apparently Crime-Ridden
April 30, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Mostly, though, we are disheartened. Van Pelt is supposed to be a safe haven, a place where hard workers can wander away from their highly valuable electronics without a second thought. We can't be expected to actually take responsibility for our computers and wallets! What's next? Paying for our food? Throwing out our trash? This aggression will not stand, man.
Now, security guards—or are they cops? Ah!—are wandering around the building, presumably hot on the trail of the bandits. Here's hoping they catch the bad guy soon. We don't want to schlep all our stuff with us when we leave for half an hour to get dinner.