Smartphone Envy

Who doesn't love swag? I mean, when you're paying like a gajillion of your parents' hard-earned dolla dolla billz to go to school here, a few kickbacks (besides that whole world-class education thing) would be pretty cool. A few years ago, Duke gifted frosh with iPods. Earlier this month we learned that those kids over at Princeton would be getting Kindles. Now we hear that Indiana University MBA students will get special deals on BlackBerrys. Not to get all Veruca Salt on you (I want one NOW, Amy!), but can you imagine what would happen if Penn got in on such a program? (That was a rhetorical question, but HUP would probably have to build a BBM addict wing or something.)