A Loss To Drexel?

Our relationship with Drexel is complicated, with the Penn superiority complex and such. In what is likely a healthy blow to Penn's ego, we just lost something to Drexel.

No need to panic, the loss comes only from the athletic arena, in the form of Men's Lacrosse coach Brian Voelker. Voelker was Penn's head coach for the last seven seasons, but has for some reason, decided to make the move to our eastern neighbor.