The Rivers Family Flaunts Its Legacy Status

Via the Inquirer, we hear that Joan Rivers is already lobbying to get her tween grandson into Penn.

"Melissa went to Penn, you know."

We know, Joan. We know how proud you are. You tell us every time we meet. "Melissa works hard for Penn. She's a big member of the Penn family, planning meetings, raising money. Make sure you put that in. We've got to get Cooper into Penn, and we've only got 10 years. . . . If my grandson doesn't get in, I'm coming after you."