Who Wants To Write For Us?

Listen, we know this blog is pretty neat, but that doesn't mean it's easy. It is tough blogging about every piece of news in the world every minute of every day. We get really tired.

But you guys are smart, right? You can help us out, right? You can find out what's happening on campus and be funny, right? Right. So if you think you have the chops, send a sample post to underthebutton@gmail.com by this Saturday. We'll invite promising writers to a secret, mysterious meeting sometime in the near future. So simple.

PS: We don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but there might be party hats and ice cream at the meeting. See you then.