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Happy Birthday, B-Frank!

The name of Benjamin Franklin, the colonial figure who founded Penn, will adorn a residential college at Yale University.

UTB Editor Sunday, Jan. 17, 2010Sun, Jan 17, 2010

Everyone's favorite school-starting, nation-founding, getting-struck-by-lightning babe magnet turns 304 today! Honestly, Ben doesn't look a day over 175. Let's all celebrate by not peeing on his statue. Or celebrate by peeing on his statue. Either way works for us.