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TP Wars

UTB Editor Thursday, Feb. 11, 2010Thu, Feb 11, 2010

Tipser Jake Shuster the Money Booster sends us this gem of communication from the Quad. We like what the pink Sharpie did there, with the whole writing under the black marker's words... clever. Really. Check the heinous toilet paper monstrosity after the jump.

TP Wars

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