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Holla We Want Prenup (We Want Prenup!)


On the off chance you're interested in status, prestige, or yellow highlight on a blue font, you can now search through the New York Times wedding announcements at WeddingCredential. Penn has our own category right on the homepage, along with our Ivy Plus (ew) friends.

The most fun comes in searching for terms like "Goldman Sachs" or "on the board" to hone in on your homewrecking targets. In case you don't want to wait around for the divorce, you can also search for the terms "brother" or "sister" and gold-dig your way to glory.