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Race To The UA 2K10: Youtube N00bz

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As we continue to wait with bated breath for the results of the freshman election campaigns for the Undergraduate Assembly, the candidates begin to reveal their super-awesome personalities. And what better way to do this (besides putting up posters) than to post videos on the internet? While all the clips are quite riveting, some are clearly better than the others. So without further ado, we present the creative geniuses and technologically-savvy wizards of the freshman class!

Dear Abe Bui, the whole "Oh my gawd my webcam is accidentally on!" thing isn't really going to fly. Why would you be taking a video of yourself eating Doritos? But hey, it takes some guts to dance like that for the entire world (read: freshmen at Penn) to see.

Verdict's in: Coe's got flow. Charles Coe, that is. You totally have us saying "Oh, wow!"

Vote for Dan Bernick! He'll ravage the earth, make the stock market crash, give children swine flu, and make you a rad iMovie video! (We don't get it either.)

Bësidës bëing a blatant rip-off of thosë Old Spicë commërcials, this clip shows that Nicolë Webster and Jay Yang arë just too much for us. But hëy, wë'd votë for Nicolë if wë could just bëcausë of that fancy umlaut!

What hath Tiffany Zhu wrought? This. Is. TERRIFYING.

No way! Spencer Penn, your last name happens to be the name of our beloved school! I wonder how you can cleverly use that in your campaign videos?!

And that about wraps up the videos from the 2014 race for Undergraduate Assembly. Only one more year until the new campaigns begin- and we can't wait!

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