BREAKING·According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done·BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·
BREAKING·According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done·BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·
After a massive chalk campaign in the Quad, we had no choice but to check out Spotted on Locust. Besides vehemently disagreeing with its tagline, we think the website is just a really sketchy answer to every awkward student's cry for a Penn-centric Craigslist "Missed Connections" section. But at least it's not as obnoxiously whiny as that other Penn version of a popular site, PennFML. (P.S.: Hey, you – the hottie who's always in Provost library: I see you eyeing me above your psych book. I'll leave the seat next to me open next time.)