Penn Kid Is Featured On Perez

Perez Hilton is known to bash the world's most attention-starved celebs but a tipster sent us this photo from the gossip king's site, which was found in Perez's Halloween Fan Photos Gallery. We don't know who this person is or what they're supposed to be but we'd recognize that statue and its surroundings anywhere. It's just too bad Perez didn't use his infamous Microsoft Paint to point out the potential baby bump or impending nip slip. Anyone know who this stud is?

Update: He's wearing raw meat. We guess he's one of the more creative Lady GaGa's we've seen.