The University Thinks You Will Be Mugged

Penn's Youtube channel (Why, yes! Penn does have a Youtube channel!) recently uploaded a pair of videos, and... Well, they're a little strange. One of them (above) is about shopper safety.  The smooth jazz intro and the first-person perspective clips are fun, yet the advice offered here is common sense. Snore. But hey, it seems like the university actually cares about us! That's kind of neat, especially considering what went down near the high-rises a few weeks ago. So, um, happy shopping? The second video (on self-defense classes) after the jump.

Woah! The university sponsors free self-defense classes! We think this is actually pretty awesome, but the video just seems unnecessary since nobody (except us!) really watches these clips. In any case, we'll be sure to scream "NO!" when someone tries to touch us. (TSA pat-downs, what?)