Penn's Stepping Ugh-p

The university's newest Youtube gem is this "Penn's Stepping Up" video, which features the Penny Loafers doing  a cringe-worthy remix of Diana Ross's masterpiece in order to publicize Penn's "Making History" campaign. The overly-peppy song is reminiscent of a local car dealership commercial jingle, and it makes us feel really uncomfortable. Also, the video description says that the clip includes "...an all-star cast of Penn alumni, students, faculty and friends," so why aren't we featured?! Tear.