Bennetration
February 24, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Since the theme of this week seems to be frumpy old politicians' sex lives, we figured this morning's Letter of Note was more than relevant. The site brings us a correspondence from our university's founding father, who shares some scandalous advice on the benefits of keeping an older mistress. Ah, history repeats itself.
For excerpts from Ben's letter interspersed with our own contemporary interpretations, read on after the jump.
Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.She'll do your writing seminar's midterm portfolio for you.
Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation.She knows to take the Sansom back alleys on her struts-o'-shame.
And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.Just throw a paper bag over that butterface and let her show you what she's got.
They are so grateful!!Nothin' like getting with a desperate sophomore at the height of her slump.