Penn Baller Is Basketball Sporn

Add this to Penn's headlines for the week: basketball player Zack Gordon is one of the top ten hottest college basketball players, according to obscurities of the internet TheSportsFag.com.

The site asks us all to trust that Gordon is attractive since the writer can't find good pictures of him to categorize as "basketball sporn," a horrendous portmanteau of "sports" and "porn." This begs the question: is he hot IRL? Also, seriously what is TheSportsFag? We're uncomfortable.