Penn Alum Spends A Weekend At Bernie's

Stock-broker, Ponzi-schemer and current jailbird Bernie Madoff had a bunch of his personal assets (crap) sold at an auction this past weekend in Miami, and a Penn alum was lucky (?) enough to claim some as her own.

Yep, Tatiana Peisach ('11) and her fiancé Fred Morgenstern bought Bernie's golf clubs and few of his lamps. They even made a website for it, detailing the purchase and its lot on eBay. Touted as a "witness to the over one billion dollars [Madoff] collected while playing at the Palm Beach Country Club," the golf clubs (and the sunblock that comes with them!) will surely be snatched up by someone.