Elephants Manage To Have Social Networks Outside Of Computers

Our bio department has really outdone itself in the whole "discovering stuff" scene. Dr. Shermin de Silva's new study on elephants is making its way around the news media like wildfire! She's found that elephants, like Penn students, have tight-knit groups of friends and can differentiate between besties, members of their cliques and lower-tier elephants.

The obvious joke  is that elephants are on Facebook but, whatever, we can't think of any good social media puns so you guys should probably come up with something.